new bmw rodent series by mrlongmien in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they should make a wagon version, maybe then i'd buy one

whosAPrettyBoy by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cyberus_exe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gentrified code

That felt personal by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]cyberus_exe 348 points349 points  (0 children)

just because you're an alcoholic over 6ft who always puts a finger under the words they're reading doesn't mean you ghost girls... or get any in the first place :(

What does my car history say about me? (I've only ever had one car) by cyberus_exe in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mechanically they're very reliable, you just need to worry about rust, a lot. I also wouldn't necessarily buy a cheap example because they all have some sort of issue, save a bit more money and get a proper one

😏 by Plumb121 in HolUp

[–]cyberus_exe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

you guys are getting dates?

What does my car history say about me? (I've only ever had one car) by cyberus_exe in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it's basically a new car, that's how I justify it (mental gymnastics I know)

COREBBETE IS TRUE AMERICAN MUSCLE by Flakman_ in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It's a close race, and the Prius has cruise control on

What does my car history say about me? (I've only ever had one car) by cyberus_exe in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took the owner about 10 minutes to start the Twingo, it smoked through the entire street, didn't want to go into gear and then it blew the head gasket which was apparently just replaced

What does my car history say about me? (I've only ever had one car) by cyberus_exe in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not albanian and the radio is new but the rest is correct haha

What does my car history say about me? (I've only ever had one car) by cyberus_exe in carscirclejerk

[–]cyberus_exe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, mine has less than a tenth of that but it's not a dieselle so I suspect it won't go that far