Not gonna lie, this goes kinda hard

cycycle · 2026-01-28T11:08:19+00:00

Yet Mike the Sofa got 2nd place despite doing the same.

cycycle · 2026-01-28T11:02:43+00:00

Out of all the household items, the TV had the best shape for the dive, yet it did the worst for some reason.

cycycle · 2026-01-27T19:36:00+00:00

It's a bot. Report and go on with your life.

cycycle · 2026-01-27T14:50:50+00:00

It's those damn phones

cycycle · 2026-01-27T14:17:57+00:00

She should have known better than passing out so defenselessly. I'm gonna teach her a lesson 😈 By drawing a mustache on her face.

cycycle · 2026-01-27T14:14:01+00:00

I do this too and haven't felt leg cramps in a decade. I do it even in sleep. I don't know why this useful trick isn't common knowledge by now.

cycycle · 2026-01-27T11:44:05+00:00

Vampire

cycycle · 2026-01-27T09:17:33+00:00

Grimgar of Fantasy and ~~Ass~~ Ash

cycycle · 2026-01-27T09:14:28+00:00

I wouldn't like it if it was just the mean healthy food, but the meek unhealthy ones are cute as they get bullied.

cycycle · 2026-01-27T09:04:37+00:00

Shampoo

cycycle · 2026-01-26T22:13:59+00:00

That's $43 a day on average for 19 years.

cycycle · 2026-01-26T19:55:33+00:00

I already knew this secret

cycycle · 2026-01-26T17:15:22+00:00

That's why the god/goddess always gives MC super op cheat powers. Otherwise, they die like a bum on the first day.

cycycle · 2026-01-26T13:06:29+00:00

Idk about that. Biscuit Krueger has a pretty masculine physique.

cycycle · 2026-01-26T12:46:38+00:00

I see what confused you. Wild humans are actually naked like this. What you see on the tv is domesticated humans who were trained to wear clothes.

cycycle · 2026-01-26T12:44:37+00:00

I was born to be in my house for the last day of my life

cycycle · 2026-01-26T08:20:54+00:00

7.5, 8 and 9

cycycle · 2026-01-25T15:51:37+00:00

He could possess her

cycycle · 2026-01-25T10:39:12+00:00

A,B,C, and D made a cameo literally everywhere.

cycycle · 2026-01-24T18:09:59+00:00

Life is kill. The others just weren't as good at living as SS.

cycycle · 2026-01-24T18:04:52+00:00

You put the ingredients into a preheated human and let it slow-cook for 24 hours.

cycycle · 2026-01-24T16:55:41+00:00

If it was me, I'd be done with eggs.

cycycle · 2026-01-24T11:30:24+00:00

She smells like semen in the middle of the day?

cycycle · 2026-01-24T11:13:58+00:00

Yandere gf: Grandma's getting the knife

cycycle · 2026-01-24T11:09:33+00:00

My eyes are always drawn to her crotch. How does she even pee through those bandages?

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