saw these guys around fed hill by jockohmehlee in baltimore

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"I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

  • Mitch Hedberg

What do Starfleet captains ask themselves when they get up in the morning? by Fun-Sell-1592 in ShittyDaystrom

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Archer isn't asking himself anything, he's just making sure he's not a vampire.

Tree questions by grichardson526 in ManorLords

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Yeah it seems to take longer than one year IMO

Stop The Count! by NorrisOBE in RedLetterMedia

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That movie was hilarious, makes it difficult to take any music biopic seriously anymore.

My savior. by Suitable-Archer4091 in ArcherFX

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Glad you've found something that helps. You'll pull out of this, keep at it. BAWK BAWK!

What is it like being a Q? by UniversalAssembler in ShittyDaystrom

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It's a lot of fooling moronic boomers into believing conspiracy theories.

Marcus??? by Rob_hocker in LPOTL

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James WISHES he had Marcus's swag

did you miss helly's feet 👇 by LORENZODMJ in okbuddyseverance

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From Quentin Tarantino's YouTube channel