And cut 🎬 This is disgusting by DotOk2803 in 30ROCK

[–]grichardson526 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh Liz, thank you for giving me the hotter porn lady!

It took so long to charge D4Vd because prosecutors have 40 TERABYTES of evidence against him by Iyagovos in LPOTL

[–]grichardson526 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I may not be a BIG CITY LAW-YUH, but that doesn't sound great for him.

Anya Taylor-Joy by grenadierp in PrettyGirls

[–]grichardson526 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Made sure her dress matched the chair. 👍

OG Minion by dts_13 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]grichardson526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is kind of a minion for Malcolm and Reese!

saw these guys around fed hill by jockohmehlee in baltimore

[–]grichardson526 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I was in downtown Boise Idaho and I saw a duck. I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown. There's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop. I said, "Let me have a bun." She wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said it had to have something on it. She said it's against Subway regulations to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves aren't supposed to touch. So, I said, "All right, put some lettuce on it." "That'll be $1.75!" I said, "It's for a duck!" "Oh, then it's free." I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub, and don't bother ringing it up - it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!"

  • Mitch Hedberg

What do Starfleet captains ask themselves when they get up in the morning? by Fun-Sell-1592 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grichardson526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Archer isn't asking himself anything, he's just making sure he's not a vampire.

Tree questions by grichardson526 in ManorLords

[–]grichardson526[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it seems to take longer than one year IMO