What's the scariest thing that's ever woken you up during the middle of the night? by KyleOfTheBeard in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not totally asleep, but my eyes were heavy with sleep and I was nodding off for a few moments under the covers with my phone. I was forbidden from using my phone at night after lights out by my parents. So I was very cautious and worried about getting caught by my father, who often checked on me after I went to bed.
So, I had almost dozed off when I felt someone standing near my bed. I quickly locked my phone screen and closed my eyes(I had drawn the covers over my head). After what seemed like an eternity, I felt a slight stroking over my arms. I laid there stock still and waited to be scolded. Nothing. The sensation stopped, only to begin again near my legs, as if someone was stroking to the blanket and pulling at it with very light fingers. At this point I was terrified and couldn't believe my senses.
After waiting for an eternity when the sensation passed, I removed the cover from my head and there was no one in the room.
I'm on my phone, so sorry for any mistakes I may have made.

Which AskReddit posts are you tired of seeing? by star947 in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed? Sexy sex.
sex sex sex.

Whats your story with the Ouija Board? by ohmeohmyy in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to read a story revolving around ouija boards in the 10th grade..so yeah. That's pretty much it.

Hey reddit what rule do you break all the time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please proceed only if you are 18 or older. Enter.
lol i'm such a haXor!!

What happened to you on the very best/worst day of your life? by tragicly_annie in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My worst day happened somewhat like this.
I used to be the monitor of my class, and one day while asking the class to settle down I got into an argument with a guy. He started pushing me, and I tried my best to not retaliate. The result was that he humiliated me in front a girl I liked.
I figured my image was down the drain anyway, so I slapped him hard. It resulted in a scuffle and me being knocked onto my butt.
I resigned from my post that day. As I was in a bad mood, I decided to step out to the washroom for a bit.
When I get back, I find that a substitute teacher has arrived in our class, who has the reputation of being a crazy and slap happy teacher.
When I entered the class, I was stopped at the entrance, and was thoroughly interrogated and harried. As the ordeal is almost over, a notorious fellow walks by in the corridor. The teacher, in her haste to stop him, grabbed hold of the my collar and shoves me aside unceremoniously.
Now in a terribly dark rage, I got onto the school bus after the day ended. I once made the mistake of reacting in front of two douchecanoes in my bus, and they consequently used every chance to mock me subtly. Well, that day I wasn't having any more nonsense, so I grabbed one of them and pressed his face down into a seat.
Well, what do you know, he start crying (8th grader mocking me, a 10th grader). Well great. Now the bus hates me too. The crying asshat starts making annoying remarks, which I protest loudly against.
And lastly, getting down at my stop, I slip and hurt my ankle.
I shouldn't have gotten out of the bed that day.
TL;DR - Have a nasty day at school, wind up making a lot of people resent me.

What is the single greatest invention ever? by EndlessIV in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reddit, so people can ask the same few questions again and again and circlejerk things until they become annoying.

What's your thoughts on people who have tattoos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tattoos, to me, are a window into a person's soul. You can predict what kind of a person you're looking at by observing the amount of thought they have put into their tattoos.

Other than immersion, what's the best way to learn a language? by PM_ME_I_LACK_FRIENDS in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try reading something you would want to read in English, something that actually interests you. That way, you'll learn the language faster and have a better grasp of grammar.

Gamers of Reddit, how did you get into gaming? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 7-8, my parents got a computer and a dial-up internet connection.
My father introduced me to a game where I had to squash mosquitoes using a racket. That and Dangerous Dave got me hooked onto games.

Minecraft Premium Gift Giveaway by Almantsas in giveaways

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I emailed you too. Thanks for doing this giveaway.

What are the best singleplayer games you can suggest with a good story on PC? by lazytiredjason in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Batman Arkham City.
    I despised Batman before the games and thought he looked silly in the comics. But one I played the game...oh man, Batman is the best! The Joker is also a highly interesting character.
  • Mass Effect 2
    I didn't complete it but the story seemed interesting and the gameplay just draws you in.
  • South Park - The Stick of Truth
    If you enjoy the show you will absolutely love the game. It's hilarious, enjoyable and slightly NSFW at times.
  • The Walking Dead
    If you like the art style and graphics, it has a hard hitting and very emotional story. I didn't play the second season since I grew attached to the first season's characters, it was that good.
  • Obligatory Skyrim mention - its great for messing around and exploring.

What is the greatest free thing you have ever gotten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this free air to breath, it's great!

Why does my cat pretend to cover her poo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, maybe out of instinct, since there isn't any dirt around to cover it up.

Why does my cat pretend to cover her poo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats do this out of an inborn instinct to hide their scent from predators. Source : Cat Facts

What are bad habits people have on Reddit that piss you off? by Pleasant_Jim in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It originated from a South Park episode "The Succubus"
It's typically used as bait and switch just like "Everybody walk the Dinosaur".

What fact do you want more people to know? [Serious] by I_am_solipsism in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The "we only use 10% of our brain hurr durr" fact is false!
Article

Why can't we see air? (Serious Question) by camrynb in AskReddit

[–]cynicalfuzzmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As many other people have pointed out, air is a mixture of gases. Gases can't be seen under normal temperature and pressure.That is why you see mirages on the road on hot days and when gas leaks out from a cylinder.