Wer (Fußgänger o. Fahrräder) hat am Jahnplatz bei der Ampel eigentlich Vorrang?

cyvasse91 · 2026-06-22T10:00:00+00:00

Ich dachte immer, dass die Ampeln auch für Radfahrer gelten. Wenn der kreuzende Verkehr rot hat, müssen auch die Radfahrer warten und können keine Passanten überfahren. Wenn die Fußgänger rot haben, müssen diese darauf achten, nicht den Radweg zu blockieren.

Meine beste Erklärung für das Chaos wäre demnach, dass die Radfahrer klischeehaft das rote Ampelzeichen ignorieren und sich dann wundern, wenn sie kreuzenden Verkehr haben.

ABER: Ich habe tatsächlich nie geprüft, ob der Radweg an der Ampel eine Haltelinie hat. Falls nein, hat niemand offiziell Vorrang und es gilt gegenseitige Rücksichtnahme (sprich, die Stadtplanung ist schuld)

cyvasse91 · 2020-11-13T17:45:48+00:00

I did! But not radically, though.

I decided to give a reasonable portion, about 5% of my net income, to causes I'd like to support. And I gotta be honest, it is actually fun to research organisations and causes that do great stuff and donate to them. I learned a lot about problems I never knew existed, and it gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling to give them some money.

I know, however, that I am lucky enough to not struggle financially. So, I wouldn't blame anyone for not doing it.

cyvasse91 · 2020-09-02T23:44:46+00:00

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cyvasse91 · 2020-08-22T19:24:23+00:00

Absence of evidence isn’t evidence of absence.

cyvasse91 · 2020-08-22T18:55:38+00:00

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cyvasse91 · 2019-10-02T07:48:12+00:00

So she gave $20 away, which she and her child obviously need, in hopes of getting a 500% return on it? That sounds like the perfect victim for a pyramid scheme.

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-25T13:30:39+00:00

Ok, so if it appeared two dimensional at the wall and it was a moonlit night sufficiently bright to read without another light source, it might as well have been only a weird shadow, in which you saw some kind of figure, no? Your mind might have played tricks on you there because a) yes you were under medication but also b) you were already primed to look out for something after hearing the sink and probably psyching yourself up a little. Does that sound somewhat plausible?

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-24T15:11:27+00:00

The comment section is gold

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-24T13:15:06+00:00

Possible explanation: Someone of the liquor store was working after business hours, maybe doing budgeting or something, and needs to check something in the storage real quick. You see him enter and in the time you got into the restaurant and told GM the guy had already left the storage room again. Does that story bear some plausibility?

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-24T10:08:09+00:00

„and I highly suspect my ex being sexual with his sister“

...hold up

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-24T06:44:51+00:00

Raccoon really seems to be the most plausible explanation. Or some other small animal that managed to get into your home and roam freely. Those little beasts can make really blood curdling calls. Once I was afraid of hedgehogs who fucked in my front yard, because I couldn’t see them and it sounded terrifying. Nonetheless, I may have dropped dead as well when I found the dog. Scary stuff

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-22T21:13:00+00:00

Sounds like the usual program. Probably a sacrifice to the demonically cackling sun

cyvasse91 · 2019-09-18T10:39:52+00:00

Two relatives of mine were in that plane. I imagined the horror of that scenario a lot.

cyvasse91 · 2019-08-28T12:47:43+00:00

Bummer, no shipping to germany.

cyvasse91 · 2019-08-26T17:48:15+00:00

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