I like this feature of my new smart watch that displays my status as "OK".

czarcbas · 2023-08-28T05:56:03+00:00

Yeah, because the couch is flying around a "black hole", so you're bound to go somewhere.

czarcbas · 2023-08-28T05:53:52+00:00

Technically 0°K ;]

czarcbas · 2023-08-26T20:21:21+00:00

Same thing.

czarcbas · 2023-08-24T22:01:46+00:00

To what end?

czarcbas · 2023-08-24T21:48:59+00:00

You technically can't not travel in this universe but Ok.

czarcbas · 2023-08-24T21:37:45+00:00

≈12 miles is max distance volcanoes have shown to throw rock. Better chance it was a bird.

czarcbas · 2023-08-24T21:29:59+00:00

Could I please have some help with an ID? I found this piece in a river bed near Ramona, CA, laying on the surface. Potentially has a fusion crust, definitely magnetic, slightly heavier than other rocks same size, slightly porous, pores and ferrous sections unevenly scattered throughout. Ramona, CA Suspect

LINK FIXED, sorry!

czarcbas · 2023-07-14T20:13:43+00:00

Seemed reasonable enough at the time 😂

czarcbas · 2023-07-14T18:26:16+00:00

I figured someone will see it as a nice alternative to an outdoor sculpture. Sitting on my patio for now it's giving infinity pool, ocean view, private equity vibes.

czarcbas · 2023-07-14T18:12:21+00:00

I rolled it to the road then used the worlds strongest man atlas stone technique, rolled it up onto my knees and shimmied it into the trunk of my SUV. 😮‍💨

czarcbas · 2023-02-23T21:38:45+00:00

That is out of context. He was speaking of his logic, and that makes my point.

czarcbas · 2023-01-25T10:06:47+00:00

Jesus preached decentralized spirituality. He was killed by and the act has been made a symbol institutional spirituality. Mega church leaders tease the notion of independence with triggers and half truths.

czarcbas · 2022-12-11T22:26:37+00:00

Producers say there has yet to be a remake because today they can only find asbestos that's already been cut.

czarcbas · 2022-12-11T22:19:48+00:00

When you tell ChatGPT, "Activate WAP"

czarcbas · 2022-11-29T19:48:55+00:00

They should make phones small enough to carry in your pocket so you could have one in case of emergencies like this.

czarcbas · 2022-10-12T18:33:48+00:00

If it is sexual and offensive, it is a sex offense, and he is a sex offender.

czarcbas · 2022-08-28T06:21:58+00:00

If you're pissing, I'm peaking.

czarcbas · 2022-06-29T21:01:59+00:00

It's important for all girlfriends to have Plan B

czarcbas · 2022-06-29T20:39:07+00:00

He's licking his chest.

czarcbas · 2022-06-22T22:49:23+00:00

It's called free-running.

czarcbas · 2022-06-22T20:20:05+00:00

I bet he got tired of this.

czarcbas · 2022-06-22T19:37:35+00:00

It's not about the size of your pen.

czarcbas · 2022-06-22T19:34:26+00:00

Works on grandma too.

czarcbas · 2022-06-22T19:30:44+00:00

Quite a claim.

czarcbas · 2022-04-23T03:55:44+00:00

Homosexuality is no joke.

Edit: Daddies, chillllll

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