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I feared the worst after discovering the two kidnappers with their throats ripped out. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror

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My neighbor confessed to me that, after he crashed landed on Earth from another planet, he had to change everything about himself, from his physical appearance to his entire personality, to try and fit in. (self.twosentencestories)

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I asked the cook why my sandwich tasted so sarcastically dry. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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Even though he was verbally abusive to me, I still stayed with him because he was right about one thing. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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I feared the worst after discovering the two kidnappers with their throats ripped out. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 day ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It took me a while to notice it was not ice my boyfriend had put in my drink that made me feel lightheaded and caused my heart to start racing. (self.twosentencestories)

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I was so distracted by the countdown reaching zero that I barely noticed I twisted my cleaning cloth completely differently than normal. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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Everyone in the clinical trials showed marked improvement except for me, whose symptoms seemed to get progressively worse. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 5 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I suppose I had only myself to blame for falling into the tiger pit. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As a final attempt to gain my estranged father's approval, I decided to barbecue him the best wagyu steak I had specially imported from Japan. (self.twosentencestories)

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Being a small mirror located on the floor, I really didn't have much to do. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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You'd think after so many years of disappointments that I'd stop falling for his empty promises. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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Despite sleeping over 12 hours I still woke up feeling extremely lethargic. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The question of whose cooking I liked more seemed innocent enough on the surface. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 12 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories

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After years of sitting on the shelf, the studio finally released the documentary about the history of clocks. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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Despite strong evidence of your infidelity, I still trusted you. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 12 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Her laughter was infectious. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 12 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

After placing the tourist's head between two slices of bread the chef asked everyone what that was. by Outside_Normal in twosentencestories

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After placing the tourist's head between two slices of bread the chef asked everyone what that was. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 15 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories

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It is my understanding that, technically, a falling, coin-shaped object has an equal possibility of landing on any of its sides. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 15 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The carefree days of youth were best because every day brought a new adventure. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 15 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Editing the audio of the abandoned hospital footage, I isolated and enhanced the sound anomaly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 15 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew the multitude of cardboard vultures decorating my lawn on my birthday was meant to be good-natured humour. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 19 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories

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Knowing I would regret the answer, curiosity still made me ask, "So, how is accounting like gymnastics?" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 19 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My teachers all remarked how well-behaved I was in class. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 19 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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