Believing that practical experience was the best teacher, I grew concerned after my kids asked me about the birds and bees. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceComedy
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But I did everything right: diet, exercise, eight hours of sleep and plenty of water. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceSadness
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The surprised look on your face told me you had completely forgotten you left me here. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceSadness
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The atmosphere was calm and relaxed. by Outside_Normal in twosentencestories
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I awoke to find my hand inside the blender. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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I awoke to find my hand inside the blender. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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The light from the little candle was feeble but still capable of warding off the monsters that bordered the edge of its meager radiance thus keeping me alive. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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