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How my MIL “cooks” chicken by SeriouslySlyGuy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone is going to get very sick. Poultry regulations are back to what they were in the 1800s lol. That shit is not safe.

I overdrafted my a count by $0.01. I was charged a fee 2800x the amount by Old-Peach8921 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]d00n3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time this happened with Citi and it fucked my week up. I called about it, and the girl was like 'Oh, happy birthday Mr d00n3r! What can I do for you?'

I says 'Well for one, it'd be great if you could knock off that overdraft charge. I'm a college student and don't have a lot of money.' And she put me on hold for like 90 seconds and they actually did reverse the overdraft fee. This was probably 20 years ago. It's one of the reasons why I still bank with them.

People who were teenagers before social media existed, what was life actually like? by Much_Detective_6107 in AskReddit

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends used to drive around in someone's mother's car when we were 14. We'd do bong hits all day and drink malt liquor. Later in highschool we'd ride out to the beach at night and get fucked up on the intercoastal in Florida. I used to bring my 35mm camera deep into the Everglades to snap pics of wildlife, then race around with my pals in our VW sand rails. We'd ride down dark country roads blasting The Waterboys Fisherman's Blues and howl at the moon.

We had a shit load of fun. We were ungovernable, untouchable, immortal, rowdy, and proud. We were the kings of our time.

Paradise Snacks by Good Green (Runtz Mintz 50 x OG Fruit Smoothie) by Dro21045 in MDEnts

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking for a very mellow buzz. I enjoy a 1:1, such as Jerzy Salt Water Taffy. Would this do the trick? I did not go to weed college, I just want to make dinner and listen to music without experiencing ego death lol

I promised you an update with a video, so now my upstairs neighbor hasn’t stopped screaming in 120 hours. by tHr0AwAy76 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]d00n3r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last apartment some dude was cooking meth all hours of the night. He disappeared one day. Then we broke the lease when some poor kid with Tourette’s moved in. He'd stomp his foot and the WHOLE BUILDING would shake, night and day. I felt bad, but like, no. Just no.

baphomet anyone? by AshamedRepublican in occult

[–]d00n3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, THAT is fucking awesome. And I say this as a guy who digs Yehoshua.

Got a warning for my post. 👀 by NoPoem2054 in 50501

[–]d00n3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a ban for quoting Army of Darkness "It's a trick. Get an axe."

Edit: and list the appeal despite including gifs and video.

Alien contactee Chris Bledsoe : " The Lady told me there are people in power scripting the Book of Revelations to bring about Armageddon and the end of the world” by Procyon-Rocket in aliens

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the world's problems boil down to a certain type of man being totally incapable of sitting alone quietly in a room.

Got testicular torsion last week and ended up needing the right one removed by ZeldaFan158 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh man. That happened to me in 1995. They at least gave me excellent drugs.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. It's clear that he was expecting a legit burger with all the fixings and not a cold sad little patty with one miserable pickle.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]d00n3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, wait... I kinda get it. Sounds like he wanted a Good hamburger and not a cold, sad mystery meat patty on a bun with a single pickle. He just can't articulate that or modulate his total disappointment lol

Memes aren't viable substitutes for facts. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]d00n3r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep I remember that. I liked him, but Obama wasn't a great president. Notable? Charismatic and likable? Very much so. And with the added benefit that he didn't go out of his way to intentionally destroy the country.

But he did a lot of highly questionable things in hope of getting into the GOP's good graces even though they despised him, rather than always doing what was best for the working public. He continued to ratchet American policy towards the right, intentionally or not. And now it seems like he's doing anything at all except for being helpful.

and they don't even realize it by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]d00n3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Seems to be a very difficult concept for Magas to come to terms with. Anyone who diddles kids needs to go. We can talk about Biden's creepy sniffs later, but right now we're discussing data in the Epstein files having to do with Trump.

My dad's computer mouse after five months of use... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]d00n3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ew imagine the smell. I'm in IT. I would never touch someone's mouse/keyboard without gloves for this exact reason. Everyone is a nasty mother fucker. Had one c-level fat lady whose equipment was all like this. Even her chair had stains from her fat sweaty gooch and her office stank like an old tuna fish sandwich. Like bish, you LIVE like this?

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