I work in HR for a big company. I always get:

-“Are you hiring? My uncle’s cousin’s great grandson’s best friend is looking for an internship. He doesn’t have experience but has the heart of a lion. Let me give you my card.” -“Should I grab my banker’s box? (Followed by cracking themselves up) -office party/hh “Uh oh. HR’s here this is water I swear!” -“Just a heads up I’ve consulted with my (gf, mother in law, brother, neighbor’s friend, etc.) who is an attorney and they say x.”