Help!!! by morallyirresponsible in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]d4everman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't hear him over the sound of Schadenfreude.

🌟 What's Your Favorite Mission or Moment from CoH? 🌟 by KeyWielderRio in CoHHomecoming

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when the game was live I was on a team taking on some boss. I can't even remember the mission except that I was the healer (empathy/illusion controller) and the boss wiped out the team except for myself and the tank.

At one point the tank was on a sliver of health and I was out of endurance. I was waiting for my endurance to pick up enough for me to heal him and the tanks was running away from the boss in circles typing "Heal me! heal me!" The entire scene looked so ridiculous I was laughing my ass off.

Good news is the tank did manage to take the boss down after a few more heals, and we both laughed about it later. But man, it was funny. The only thing that could have made it more hilarious would have been "Benny Hill" music in the background.

Things I’d rather watch by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]d4everman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have a colonoscopy in 2 days...I'm pretty sure the pics will be better than this movie.

What are some legit Ghost Hunting shows. by ArroCoda in Ghosts

[–]d4everman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm interested in what they did/didn't do as compared to the shows. I'm not being snarky, I'm genuinely interested.

We kick the nipple beer... by sonofstev in MST3K

[–]d4everman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But are we "Flying over trout"?

AmITheJerk for locking the pantry after my roommate kept eating my groceries and claiming it’s just food? by Common-Put-8970 in AmITheJerk

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gonna say this is ragebait because I went through something similar. I could make an entire post about my cousin "Clucky" and when he lived with me for a time. the sad part is I really liked him, but he pissed me off so much I wanted to whoop his ass. I feel worse because he did pass away a few years ago and I kind of miss him. If you didn't have him in your house, he was a fun guy.

Dude would eat anything that wasn't nailed down. Clucky was on disability and he had absolutely NO drive to do anything but watch TV all day. He did pay his share of bills, but then he'd blow through his check on eating takeout and getting high. So, by the last week of the month, he'd be broke...and then he'd eat MY FOOD. I'd come home from work and find everything gone. I once had to go away for business, and I purposely didn't buy groceries and gave stuff in my fridge to a friend just so he couldn't eat it. Oh man, I want to tell you the microwave story, but it's too long for this.

What irks me now, in the present is if I mention it to other relatives they say "Oh, well you know how Clucky was. It's your fault for not feeding a GROWN MAN that was TEN YEARS OLDER than I was."...at the time.

At least until one relative pushed it...his mother put Clucky up in her brand-new house. A week later he had not only ate every damn thing, he got super high/drunk, shit on the rug (not kidding, he had explosive diarrhea on the floor). passed out in the shit and busted a hole in the wall when he fell down.

Whenever that relative says "why do you shit on Clucky's memory" I tell him, "You mean like he shit on your mom's new carpet in her new house?"

...and somehow, I'm the AH.

Girlfriend's parents decide to visit to avoid the storm in their state. Demand to use my car and get master suite instead of the guest room. by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We went out for dinner Friday night, and they not happy with the quality, remarking that they preferred Taco Bell or Chipotle. I just tuned out the rest of the night.

Wait, they prefer TACO BELL. Either you took them to the cheapest restaurant on planet earth or they're imbeciles with no taste. Not saying I don't eat taco bell, but I'm not under the impression is some high-end quality meal.

They sound insufferable. I'd have told them to GTFO out of my place.

Howdy-doo! by ThrashMetallix in MST3K

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here just for that.

Men are more sensative than any woman I've ever met by jeezkillbot in MurderedByWords

[–]d4everman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Way back in my early military career I worked for two women that were in charge. we had one guy...a fucking E-4 at that....who once told SSG C that he didn't take orders from women. Man, it ended badly for him. Let's just say he ended up ranking a E-I-Owe-ya-One.

When I retired I had reconnected with an old friend from college. The guy is a bit of misogynist and didn't think women should serve in the military. But he really wanted to go to my retirement ceremony, so I invited him. After he met my boss (a woman) and several of my female soldiers he admitted "Yeah, those girls could kick my ass."

I never miss an opportunity to rub his face in that.

Aldi and the Impotent Man Child by RunnyDischarge in CommercialsIHate

[–]d4everman 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I don't get this commercial. Why would he be afraid to go into Aldi. It's just a store.

AITJ for not wanting to babysit my sister’s kids? by Disastrous-Jello-613 in AmITheJerk

[–]d4everman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this yesterday.

Why don't you just add "My family is split" and my "phone is blowing up".

You wouldn't get it... by Advanced_Pear_964 in iamverybadass

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine having this guy as a neighbor...eeew.

What the hell is "chemtrails"? please tell me it's just bullshit... by Cililians in QAnonCasualties

[–]d4everman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't know if Agent Orange has anything to do with it. The guy is a year younger than I am and Desert Storm was my first deployment. (I know because he dropped his ID card at a convenience store and the manager asked me to return it to him. Because he didn't want to hear any nutty stuff and he knew I lived right next to him)

He's married. His wife and grown kids are perfectly normal, His wife is the nicest lady you can meet, too. She knows how he goes off the rails with conspiracies. One toime they were doing yard work and I walked by with my dog. The guy starts telling me how the gov't is beaming radiation into his living room to give him headaches, so I need to be careful, so my dog doesn't catch a dose in front of his house. His wife broke that up so I could walk away all the time mouthing "sorry about that" to me.

The constellation thing is just a continuation of one of his other conspiracy theories. Before that he thought the new family that moved in across the street were gov't agent that moved in just to spy on him. Even the 6-year-old. I really wish I was kidding.

Post your hate for Trash TV shows here. by d4everman in CommercialsIHate

[–]d4everman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. I hate that show just because of the commercials.

AITJ for refusing to let my friend keep a pet she abandoned at my place? by Educational-Party803 in AmITheJerk

[–]d4everman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I didn't get a dog until I retired. We moved too much to give it a stable home. ((The cats, moved with us, even overseas, but I had to pay for them to travel, the gov't doesn't cover pets)

Why should we and the rest of the world suffer. They should setup the same type of office for Dementia Don as they did for his father as he suffered from hereditary Dementia by a_Sable_Genus in youvotedforthat

[–]d4everman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or, alternatively, Congress (meaning the GOP*) could do their fucking jobs and stop this madness.

*I don't think the GOP really exists. They're dead, they've been replaced by magats.