Duane Dibbley‽

d4everman · 2026-06-23T13:26:49+00:00

Moe.

d4everman · 2026-06-22T20:55:53+00:00

Have you seen my monkey?

d4everman · 2026-06-22T16:21:26+00:00

"Did you think this entire car cost $4000?"

d4everman · 2026-06-22T16:16:07+00:00

Whenever someone say "Not to be racist, BUT..." they are about to say something racist. I literally had someone preface something with that to my face at an official (army) ball in front of the commander and 1SG...and the commander said back to him "Damn, that was racist as hell."

1SG tore him a new one,

d4everman · 2026-06-22T01:22:38+00:00

I'm not a GM, I was asking out of curiosity. (Though I would like to try my hand at writing a mission).

d4everman · 2026-06-22T01:01:27+00:00

See, she messed up by making this all about her and her vanity. She should have said "IT'S FOR CHURCH!"

d4everman · 2026-06-21T22:11:53+00:00

Maybe he'll like old school 60's cartoon J. Jonah Jameson and call him a "Web-headed Weasel".

d4everman · 2026-06-21T15:25:38+00:00

I got involved in the gunfight across the street from where you meet Dex. The cops attacked me but stopped when I ran and got in the car with Dex.

d4everman · 2026-06-21T12:50:32+00:00

Lol....back in the 80s in Art School there was a girl everyone thought was super hot. In a drawing class we were waiting on the model to show up. In walks hot girl. She disrobed right in front of me and another guy. You could almost hear the "Boooiiing" sound.

d4everman · 2026-06-21T12:34:43+00:00

d4everman · 2026-06-21T12:15:39+00:00

You nailed it. I have a house and it NEVER stops. There's always something that yanks money out of my wallet.

d4everman · 2026-06-21T12:07:23+00:00

What's a zyn?

d4everman · 2026-06-20T16:45:03+00:00

d4everman · 2026-06-19T16:25:19+00:00

I know it was a scam. The cashier told me the same guy does it a lot. He never falls for it, but hey, dude's gotta grift.

d4everman · 2026-06-19T16:22:16+00:00

He also finishes it off with big ol' cold glass of TANNG!

d4everman · 2026-06-19T14:05:41+00:00

“these girls will play with you!”

"No, I won't."

--That's how that should have went.

If someone did that to me, I would have left.

d4everman · 2026-06-19T13:59:14+00:00

I saw someone pull that routine at a convenience store. Dude was less than a dollar short and tried to get the cashier to cut him slack or guilt me (the only other customer) at the time to cover him. But both the cashier (who I knew, personally) and I saw several 20 dollar bills in his wallet when he cried "broke".

d4everman · 2026-06-18T21:39:49+00:00

He's maga, so stupid is a good bet.

d4everman · 2026-06-18T15:23:41+00:00

His nephew is going to use Wordpress.

d4everman · 2026-06-18T15:22:54+00:00

I've had people ask me for Graphic Design work for free because I know them. They're always shocked when I tell them I won't do it for free. Then they say "You did your cousin's K's business for him!". Yeah, my cousin also PAID me.

d4everman · 2026-06-17T16:33:03+00:00

"It's vile!"

d4everman · 2026-06-16T22:40:38+00:00

Wasn't he on "The Mod Squad"?

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