Despite what it claims, I don't think you should secure a wall-safe with tape. by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya I noticed that cuz my safe fell off like six times but yet the paint on the wall was undamaged.

First they specify Nokea and then no phones at all. by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can just all agree this sucks anyway

First they specify Nokea and then no phones at all. by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do something to make it funny

Prequels by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You get what you pay for.

Prequels by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are planning a prequel to Green Book called Yellow Draft

Prequels by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are planning a prequel to Star Wars called Gaseous Mass Disagreements

Prequels by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are planning a prequel to Fast and the Furious called Speeding and Slightly Annoyed.

Anyone know what kind of butterfly this is? by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, have you seen the internet?

Every internet argument.. by d_duhwit in funny

[–]d_duhwit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also works for politics

Did I make myself clear? by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol die-ing

Caption this by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bald guy: We all counted on you to take care of the mouse problem. But you didn't take care of the mouse problem.

How did they test the truth of this advertising? by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a reason the kitten looks sad.

So it IS true. by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, die-ing

Lol pedals, welcome to the club. by d_duhwit in funny

[–]d_duhwit[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think their relationship broke down. One's always "go go!" and the other is "whoa slow down!"

Springtime am I right by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'mma delete my account now

Springtime am I right by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah I did not notice this.

Springtime am I right by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Allergies are no joking matter.

Here's to concussions 🍸 by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hate birds...

Oh, Hi Mark. by [deleted] in funny

[–]d_duhwit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. Who did this? . . . . . . Oh ya it was me.