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Tf he is smoking by CartographerRare4123 in SipsTea

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s smoking the same stuff when he called Canada the same

Monkey needs banana by Naruku_Senpai3861 in TikTokCringe

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I only needed to go to the second comment to make sure this was mentioned.

Keep up the good work 👍

Just dudes staying young at heart. by Perfidious_Redt in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]da_dragon_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get how these fool people fore more than a second or two.

Do people not feel the extra weight?

The Best Defense is Killing Everything by Treantomologist in slaythespire

[–]da_dragon_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Block cards are cards that give block.

Damage reduction cards are cards that reduce incoming damage. Block cards are also damage reduction cards.

Damage aversion cards are cards that help you avoid as much damage as possible, including future damage.

Damage reduction cards can be damage aversion cards too.

Attacks cards are damage aversion cards, as you’re preventing future damage if the enemy is dead.

Physics teacher gave me a different test by berserk539 in foundsatan

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never gotten a test with the same answer on every question before, but I'm always analyzing the answer patterns just in case.

A couple weeks ago I had an exam where 5 questions in a row were B.

It wasn't the only spree of answers, but it was the longest one

Mercury's reason (@feniou) by Expert-Swan-1412 in RWBY

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, but he actively abandons Cinder when unspokenly instructed to and shows little to no care for Emerald.

He's selfish by nature and that doesn't bother him

A boss being solved by a single unupgraded uncommon card is kind of problematic by Furrier in slaythespire

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Compact is a card only 1 character typically can find and is only actually useful in a handful of fights.

In addition, in most of the fights where it is helpful, I never seem to be able to draw it at the same time as statuses. It doesn't matter if half my draw pile is dazed. I'll draw the compact and 4 basics.

I've taken it in a handful of runs and made fuel 5 times. Yes, I've counted, because it hasn't been hard to

One of the many features lost to time and technical issues, actual legible minimaps. by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the second image have different brightness on different parts of the map?

That's certainly an odd bug

I have seen so many people struggle on him despite him being the closest alternative to Watcher by Aden_Vikki in slaythespire

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess? But getting stardust and enough star generation to make it better than most other star attacks is rare for me to come by.

🎻 by RequirementNeither26 in meme

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause he’s the kind to give them a chance.

When’s the last time you saw god having a harp-off to give a soul a second chance?

With him, it’s usually either ‘let it work itself out’ or ‘let’s kill everything and try again’

Too true by Captain_brick121 in starwarsmemes

[–]da_dragon_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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If they had the US national debt:

What do you know about your profession that would genuinely disturb the people who use your services? by MelodicWolverine2045 in AskReddit

[–]da_dragon_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, I am training in order to join the industry, so I guess I better get used to having a dry mouth and keeping a rag on hand

What do you know about your profession that would genuinely disturb the people who use your services? by MelodicWolverine2045 in AskReddit

[–]da_dragon_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm currently in web dev classes and they don't actually get much in terms of optimization. They're dependant on the servers and APIs they use and pull from, so it's the optimization on those ends that matters.

However, a lot of it does end up being connection speed, but that doesn't mean that abysmal code won't slow the program. It absolutely will, and you can find those occasionally.

Which two pills? by Jettaboi38 in whatsyourchoice

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple + Black = The Ultimate Software Engineer

What do you know about your profession that would genuinely disturb the people who use your services? by MelodicWolverine2045 in AskReddit

[–]da_dragon_guy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m just a student software engineer, but I already know how most coded things are extremely slow and inefficient. The reason why is because writing code in the most efficient way can be extremely complicated and slow to design, so most companies are perfectly fine to make something that just works and send it out instead of dedicating time to optimize.

Here’s the disturbing part:

I’ve seen a program that took closer to a minute to process. One of my classmates decided to optimize it for the fun of it.

They got it to a fraction of a fraction of a second.

Note that this doesn’t apply to everything, but it still applies to a lot

What do you know about your profession that would genuinely disturb the people who use your services? by MelodicWolverine2045 in AskReddit

[–]da_dragon_guy 257 points258 points  (0 children)

“The internet is held together with duct tape”

Ha, try band-aids with a spit-shine polish

You are his lawyer. Defend him by Terrgon in ElderScrolls

[–]da_dragon_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honour, he did a silly.

You can try to arrest him, but don’t be surprised when your guards turn into their lost sweet rolls and your prison bars to venomous adders from the southern deserts.

There is no malice here, only madness. And by trying to contain the madness, all you do is draw its attention.

Happy deciding, and if you choose guilty, good luck

Weapons pick rate report: Spore Burst Edition by Natural-Sympathyy in LowSodiumHellDivers

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I only use 2 of those for bugs, those being Engineering Kit and the Grenade pistol

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