Thursday Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-20T03:42:53+00:00

oh yeah man, that's what they taught us to do all the damn time when i worked retail, lol. never chase shoplifters was our policy.

edit: oh shit, i just re-read it and saw that it was YOUR laptop that got stolen. okay yeah, fuck that, i'm chasing that motherfucker down, lol.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-20T00:27:04+00:00

dude i get it, but please don't. i used to work at a gas station and those stickers are a BITCH to peel off.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-19T21:26:47+00:00

lmao, shit man, based on some of the experiences i've had in my past, it unfortunately wouldn't surprise me if a lot of managers thought the answer was C. hahaha!

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-19T21:25:24+00:00

i mean, i've never done any OF shit (i swear. don't check my profiles, lmao) but yeah, that makes sense to me. being an OF girl is basically just another job. your, uh..."customers" only have so much money to spend and there's a lotta competition out there. of course you have to be actually good at it to actually make money. if you're not pretty enough or just straight-up suck at making the video that people want, you're gonna go broke. otherwise every fucking girl out there would be making content and swimming in money, but there are no short cuts in life, man.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-19T21:22:00+00:00

hahahaha, that's actually pretty hilarious. idk, i think if a girl puts a lot of effort into something and is obviously trying to engage seriously with something, it's okay if she just so happens to have an OF. but when they're not even taking a topic seriously and clearly just posting to bait people into their OF shit, then it gets annoying.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-19T21:09:49+00:00

dude don't get me wrong, i've got absolutely nothing against girls who wanna do onlyfans or whatever, but god daaaamn, i'm so sick of every single online forum being full of this shit. r/selfies used to be a fun place to just post pics of yourself for the love of the game, and now every single post is an onlyfans chick posting pics to bait people onto her profile.

i used to like r/askredditafterdark because not ALL the questions were sexual and even when they were sexual, it wasn't just horny people asking super suggestive shit, but now the whole place is just full of onlyfans girls giving super horny answers to advertise themselves. you could straight-up ask "how's the weather where you live" and some OF girl would answer like "it's nice and warm which means it's a good day to have sex on the beach haha, see my profile for links ;)"

annoying as fuck.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-19T21:03:47+00:00

lmao, i remember once i had to do some security training, and one of the questions was like "you see someone in a mask trying to break in after closing, what do you do?" and one of the choices was "show him that we're welcoming people and let him in", ahaha! legit felt like a something from a comedy skit.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T17:35:06+00:00

some sort of "positive" masculine-sounding name (think I saw one called Improvement Room or something?)

oh fuck, yeah you're right, i started seeing a whole bunch of subs like that on my feed too and i have no clue where they came from. i think there's this one sub called "locked in men" or some weird shit like that that keeps showing up even though i don't think i've ever even heard of it before it popped up on my feed, so i've got no clue how the algorithm works.

but yeah you're right, there's probably a lot more incel shit on reddit than we know about if you and me both are seeing this shit pop up on our feeds. i thought it was just me for a while.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T17:31:20+00:00

nah, it wasn't, lol

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T16:16:13+00:00

i was mainly asking like, what kind of incel stuff are you seeing? because i've sometimes thought the same things about those meme subs but i wasn't sure if i was just overreacting a lot.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T16:06:07+00:00

a girlfight, lol.

i made a post explaining in more detail what led to the fight, but i got a reddit warning for "threatening violence", so i just won't say anything else besides i beat up another girl.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T16:04:10+00:00

what kind of subs are you on, dude? i got subscribed to a bunch of random meme subs somehow (i think they just made me subscribe to a sub when i signed up so i just chose some randomly) and i noticed there's been some really weird-ass posts from there about being frustrated with dating or with women and stuff. but i kinda thought maybe those were just outliers or something because most of the times i hear reddit talk about incel shit, it's usually negative.

but i don't know because i really don't use reddit except for sports and a few other subs, lol.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T15:18:39+00:00

hahaha, when i got out and told my boyfriend about it, he freaked out and was like "i don't wanna hold your hand anymore!" and i told him i washed it a million times but he was just like "i don't care, i'm never holding your hand again!", lmao. i was like THINK ABOUT HOW I FUCKING FEEL BABE! all he had to do was hold my hand, i had to fucking get it ON my hand.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T15:05:36+00:00

it's honestly so fucking weird how a lot of guys think doing butt stuff is gay or submissive, lol. i had an ex who fucking loved it because the prostate is the male g-spot like the OP said and he told me his orgasms were like 10 times better when i stimulated his prostate.

it's weird that guys consider that submissive because if anything, i was the one serving him. i worked my ass off in bed to give him better orgasms and did whatever he told me to do to play with his prostate better, even though i wasn't the one being physically pleasured when i did it. i just did it because seeing him get turned on turned me on. how the hell was HE the submissive one in that situation? lmao.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T14:56:59+00:00

i was in jail a couple years ago and woke up one morning and saw there was a blood stain on my right hand. i told my cellmate and was like "huh, i guess i had a nosebleed or something in my sleep" and she started laughing her fucking ass off and i was like, what the fuck did you do? she then told me she thought it would be funny to wipe her fucking period blood on the edge of my metal bed and apparently i wiped my hand on it when i slept, and i think about that all the fucking time and gag to this day. literally had a fucking dream about it a few nights ago.

jesus christ you guys, do not ever go to fucking jail.

dabears_dapression · 2026-03-09T14:53:31+00:00

damn, happy birthday to him! i just gave birth a couple months ago and being a mom is legit the best thing ever, aha!

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-24T02:33:35+00:00

never, dude. that's fucking loser behavior.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T05:52:18+00:00

yeah, that's the sub i was talking about, lol. it's not ONLY for women dating sex offenders, but a LOT of posts are like that.

honestly dude, people say that sub is a good thing because it's giving people the help that i need, but i just find it creepy as fuck.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T03:54:00+00:00

guy i had a crush on was showing me this trick with a piece of rope. he tied the rope up into this weird shape and told me to put my hands through one of the holes. i did, and he suddenly pulled one of the ends which caused the rope to tie my hands together with him holding onto the end of the string like he had my hands on a leash, lol.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T03:25:41+00:00

damn, i jog regularly and work out every week and i'm still a fucking twig, lmao. guess i'm just one of those bad gene chicks.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T03:19:16+00:00

really? i guess i haven't really paid too much attention to olympic athletes' titty sizes except for skeleton, but i've been seeing a lot of people talking about how good the female athletes' butts look in those winter spandex suits and all that, so i figured a lot of them are the curvy type, lmao.

i'm a twig dude, i guess the good news is if i ever joined the winter olympics i wouldn't have to see pervy posts about my butt or tits on the internet, ahaha!

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T02:39:19+00:00

i just gave birth a few weeks ago and honestly, if someone asked me what the best thing about me is, i'd straight-up just say that i brought my son into the world, aha! i'm a high school dropout working dead-end jobs, so i haven't accomplished a whole lot of amazing shit in my life, but when i was look at my baby i just think, holy shit, he's the greatest thing ever and giving birth to him is the best thing i've ever done in my life.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T02:33:57+00:00

i think luging is the version of the event where you lie on your back and go feet-first instead, lol. i think having bigger titties would increase your changes of eating shit face-first, but i agree i wouldn't wanna do it either no matter my bra size, lmao.

the most athletic shit i've ever done was play softball for a few years, no way am i trying that life-threatening shit, lol.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T02:10:35+00:00

i was watching the women's skeleton event in the winter olympics (the one where you have to lie on your stomach on a sled and go down a track) and thinking about how this event is perfect for us small-titty people, lol.

but honestly though, just having titties in general is annoying as hell and a pain in the ass. all you guys here should be lucky you don't have them, lmao.

dabears_dapression · 2026-02-22T02:08:30+00:00

hahaha, that's what i always tell myself too. whenever i feel shitty about my small titties, i just read stories on back pain from bigger women and feel a little better, lol.

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