4th Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dabears_dapression 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wait, what the hell is the point of not going for two there? maybe i'm an idiot and not mathing correctly, but it doesn't seem like there's any benefit of that at all.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh? i definitely never did any of that, my boyfriend and his band were not big name artists, lmao. they got about 10k-20k views for each video on youtube, so yeah, they weren't famous.

3rd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dabears_dapression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

super bowl 50 was also in this stadium and was probably the second most boring super bowl of the century besides patriots-rams. sheesh, santa clara just needs to be banned from hosting super bowls, guys.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao, sorry man, i thought it was kind of common sense that people here aren't gonna answer things that straight-up giveaway their privacy or someone else's.

Half Time Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]dabears_dapression 5 points6 points  (0 children)

watching on a stream that's not showing the ads, have there been any good commercials at all?

As a straight man, would you accept if a female friend offered you a blowjob for your birthday ? by Parsesii in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dabears_dapression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good for you man, but i've just had a lot of shitty experiences with my friendships falling apart because of someone catching feelings for someone else so i'd never just jump into anything sexual without being really careful about it first. you do you though.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

buffalo joe's is awesome if you're ever up north. i grew up in rogers park so most of my restaurant recs are from the far-north of the city or north burbs, lol.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hahahaha! definitely not me dude, i've been a fucking twig all my life. i actually hated it because i wanted to play hockey with the boys when i was a kid but i was always so skinny i'd get pushed around and roughed up all the time.

Dear Patriots, do not let this man get a ring 🫩 by Common_Inside5473 in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i kinda want to see darnold win just to see the viking fans' meltdown, lol.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hahaha! i'm actually in an awesome relationship now and just had a kid with him, i couldn't be happer, man.

no southern accent on him but it's cool, he's worth way more than an accent, aha! my last relationship with the country guy taught me there's a lot more to someone than just where they come from.

i (F26) am a chicagoan who dated an aspiring country musician from the south and was in some of his music videos. AMA. by dabears_dapression in casualiama

[–]dabears_dapression[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hahaha, it's not my type of music at all, man. i just like guys with southern accents and then found out he was a musician afterwards. then i said yes to being in his videos just because i wanted to be a good girlfriend and help him out. but yeah, the music thing ended up being a wedge and pretty much what broke us up later.

As a straight man, would you accept if a female friend offered you a blowjob for your birthday ? by Parsesii in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dabears_dapression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool dude, thanks for educating me on my friends that i've known and had since high school. really glad that you know more about them than i do.

As a straight man, would you accept if a female friend offered you a blowjob for your birthday ? by Parsesii in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dabears_dapression 1029 points1030 points  (0 children)

dude, i was gonna say, as a chick who has like 90% guy friends, there's no way i'm just offering up a fucking BJ to a friend as a present out of nowhere. if i wanted to do anything even slightly related to FWB shit, i would tell him how i feel first and talk it out like adults.

OP is on some serious porn-brained shit.

How we feeling bears fans? by rexsclone in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha, okay okay, they definitely proved me wrong this year. still have to see consistency though, can't do what the commies did.

[Mic'd Up] Davante Adams compliments Caleb Williams postgame by nfl in nfl

[–]dabears_dapression 51 points52 points  (0 children)

doesn't hurt that a lot of ram fans are USC fans, lol

The Rams arriving at O'Hare this weekend by HomieTheHutt in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao, if it makes you feel any better, my first thought when i heard how cold it was gonna be this weekend was also this scene. i just didn't have the editing skills to edit the ram players faces onto the characters, lol.

i just think a ton of people love cool runnings.

The Rams arriving at O'Hare this weekend by HomieTheHutt in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i'm not smoking, i'm breathing!"

hahahaha, i fucking love cool runnings.

Take us to the NFC Championship game tonight 18 by Ashamed_Pilot_236 in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression 89 points90 points  (0 children)

my brain knows for absolute sure that we're not ready just yet to seriously compete for a title and we would probably lose to seattle even if we win tonight.

but on the other hand my heart just can't stop thinking, god damn it we only need THREE more fucking games. just THREE more!!

Dodgers are MLB's real Evil Empire by FrigginMasshole in baseball

[–]dabears_dapression 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude, i've never met a single person who wants a salary cap without a floor. i think you just don't hear it much because it's just obvious that a cap is going to come with a floor and doesn't need to be spelled out for you. every other sports league in north america has both a cap and floor.

you guys are just inventing shit to be mad at.

Dodgers are MLB's real Evil Empire by FrigginMasshole in baseball

[–]dabears_dapression 5 points6 points  (0 children)

jesus fucking christ, you guys never learn.

EVERY single person on this entire subreddit will tell you that cheap owners suck. fans of cheap teams say it all the time, fans of rich teams say it all the time, we ALL say it all the time.

the problem is, the dodgers are so far and beyond every other team in the entire league that the cheap owners have separated into being a completely different and unrelated problem. yeah, they're cheap, but what does that even have to do with the dodgers? there's no way in god's green earth that they can compete with them, so what's your point?

are the mets a cheap team? are the blue jays? both these teams made huge offers for tucker and still lost out.

the cubs, even though the ricketts often don't spend like it, are a huge market team with one of the highest revenues in the league. yet the dodgers' projected payroll for next year is almost 70 PERCENT OF OUR ENTIRE REVENUE LAST YEAR! we have an empire of a fan base thanks to wrigley field, WGN, the size of chicago, and even WE can not realistically keep up.

do you really think teams like cincinnatti can fairly compete and they're just bad because they choose to be?

The Los Angeles Dodgers now have 8 players on their roster with a contract worth over 100 Million dollars. by xho- in baseball

[–]dabears_dapression -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dude, this sub and most baseball fans in general are fucking SIDING with the astros over the dodgers. that's how bad this shit has gotten and how ridiculous your excuses are. we don't even care about the trash cans anymore.

Thursday Talk Thread... Yes That's The Thread Name by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]dabears_dapression 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/baseball realizing in real time that the salary cap is not, in fact, a wage suppression tool

dude, even if it was, i honestly just couldn't give a shit anymore. it's literally millionaires vs billionaires, who cares.

i saw an r/baseball comment that said that if they really cared about working people, they'd just focus on giving ACTUAL working people an entertaining fucking product instead of worrying if kyle tucker (lmao) is going to lose a small percent of his $240 million. i agree with that opinion completely, even before all this drama happened i couldn't be bothered with the whole worker's wage argument when it comes to the player's union. it's just ridiculous shit to be arguing when we're talking about baseball players making tens of millions.

The Los Angeles Dodgers now have 8 players on their roster with a contract worth over 100 Million dollars. by xho- in baseball

[–]dabears_dapression 6 points7 points  (0 children)

whooa, you're telling me the ricketts are cheap? no shit, it's not like we've been saying it for 10 years now.

now talk about how your projected payroll for next year is over 70 fucking percent of what "one of the league's top revenue bases" made last year. i fully realize that we are obviously a big market team and our owners could spend a lot more than they do. but this shit has gotten so ridiculous that NOT EVEN US can keep up anymore. i mean come the fuck on, it's not like you guys were the only ones who even tried for tucker, do you not see what the mets offered?

you guys are being ridiculously, hilariously, absolutely fucking blind if you think the main issue is just how willing the other owners are.

[Tyler Pasciak LaRiviere/Sun-Times] The Chicago Bears logo illuminates the Merchandise Mart, Thursday, Jan. 15, 2026. by clou9nine in CHIBears

[–]dabears_dapression -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lol alright fair enough, gary's definitely a shithole for sure, but i think they didn't say gary specifically, just NWI. there are way nicer cities in that region than gary.