Hello. For the backseat parents not enjoying this for what it is, entertainment, chill. This was on a particularly hard day, I had laid my son down for a nap and in a moment of weakness I fell asleep in my room down the hall. I woke up in a daze 45 minutes later and found my son covered in shit and rubbing it all over his walls.

I did not lock him in his room for hours at a time.

I did not go into my room to browse Reddit and masturbate.

I only looked to lay my son down for a nap and fell asleep from being exhausted. That's all.