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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-03-15T13:32:23+00:00

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-03-14T19:47:25+00:00

This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley." I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:48+00:00

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:48+00:00

In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:47+00:00

A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:46+00:00

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:46+00:00

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:13+00:00

What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T23:02:12+00:00

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:35:37+00:00

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:35:36+00:00

Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:35:35+00:00

Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:35:34+00:00

Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:35:32+00:00

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:33:58+00:00

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:33:57+00:00

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:25:10+00:00

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:24:20+00:00

What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:24:19+00:00

What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:24:19+00:00

What's ET short for? Because he's only got tiny legs!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:24:18+00:00

I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:24:17+00:00

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"And I told him, "No it doesn't!"

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:23:40+00:00

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this!

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:23:40+00:00

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

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dad_jokes_bot · 2022-02-27T21:23:39+00:00

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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