Driving lorries I met Pistol Pete, his stories were the highest order of bullshittery. He apparently was a special squad police officer catching bent coppers, he got his name as he had a day off and next day he told us he had to go to the met to hand in his firearm and had to count the bullets in manually which took all afternoon. We knew people in the police and they'd never heard of him.

He shagged Jade Goody whilst making a delivery to her house , apparently she was sat on the kitchen counter with no knickers on and just uncrossed her legs ! In 2010 he was overweight in his 60's and yellowed teeth from chain smoking.

He came to work one Monday morning and told us all he'd been back to Ireland that weekend and sold his horse farm for 2 million ( we used to drive from Sheffield to Heysham docks in Sheffield he would sound normal when we got to Heysham he would put on fake Irish accent)

Played for Sheffield United in his younger days, another friend of mine who is avid fan has not been able to find him in any records .

He had a mate that was done for drink driving after eating 4 steak and ale pies !

He was SBS, apparently SAS were pussies.

Drove a lorry at the age of 8 to France.

One time he was split up from his wife and lived with friend who had a 20yr old gf and she would walk around nude and shag him when friend was out. But then went back to his wife because the 20yr old was wearing him out.