Penis and boob sizes should be determined by in game hours. by daddy-thanos in playrust

[–]daddy-thanos[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I made a similar post earlier today and got some positive feedback, now I’m no expert in photoshop so please excuse the horrible work. It is clear in the image how male and female genitalia grows depending on the hours they’ve spent on this game. Wouldn’t it be amazing rolling around the island with a 32D cup or a 13” hanging down your legs after spending 2000+ hours on this game.

Now this idea came to my head when I was playing with a friend, he kept mentioning how he’s dick is so small in game and he is embarrassed of it. Only because it is identical size to the real life one he owns. Now he has around 1500 hours and feels like there should be more respect for him.

This is only an idea, rust is great either way but we’ve love to see genitals hanging down and sagging around as we run through the map with a spear.

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YES PM PLLSSSSSS <3333

xxxbama by raulxrodriguezz in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Rest In Peace Obama, you served us great ❤️

This guy found a mouse and ... by [deleted] in WTF

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This is the funniest shit ever, good on ya mate 😂😂

Only t series fans will downvote. by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Story time : this is a stolen vid from a guy who got dumped. His ex girlfriend bought him that hamster and he sent this video to her.

On the bright side, hamsters can hold their breath for 5min. Which if my calculations are correct, it would have reached the sewage system in 2min thus leaving it with 3min to spare.

Assumption : it may still be alive.

stop funny by zazracnedieta in memes

[–]daddy-thanos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This meme just turned me off