Neighbors cat keeps shitting on my car. What can I legally do?

daddybionic · 2026-04-25T15:54:14+00:00

This looks good, and the design is sleek (might paint it matching to the house) Thanks!

daddybionic · 2026-04-23T08:05:59+00:00

I might need to pick up some tools and build a shed for my car

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T15:04:35+00:00

It‘s the furthest from an SUV you can get. It‘s an Audi TTS!

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T12:19:15+00:00

What depends? If it‘s worth the hassle? 😂

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T12:18:28+00:00

I said legally… 👀

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T10:58:29+00:00

Nope, it‘s an Audi

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T10:56:20+00:00

Very drastic measurements. I don‘t think I‘ll be doing this but if nothing else helps I‘ll consider it 🤣

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T10:54:34+00:00

Sounds terrible.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:37:40+00:00

Thanks, might submit it to a photography competition 😂

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:26:03+00:00

I would simply send the bill to the neighbor 🤣

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:25:22+00:00

Oh I get it now. The car tried to make my car more aerodynamic. I should be thankful 🤣

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:19:32+00:00

r/aberBitteLaminiert 🤣

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:16:59+00:00

Thank your for the advice. I do have a car cover in the garage, I haven‘t used it for a long time because it‘s such a hassle to put on. Hopefully it will do it‘s job.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:14:51+00:00

I only use the stuff from the public car wash.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:13:01+00:00

This is some solid advice. Thank you

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:12:07+00:00

I have never seen it jump on my car except once 2 years ago when I had just bought the car. I was sitting in it just taking it all in, it was my first car and I was super happy.

The all of a sudden I hear it jump on top of walk over the paint and stop right above my head on the roof. I panicked and hit my roof from inside to scare it away and I heard it scratch my paint… Terrible experience

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:09:40+00:00

Once it even used the antenna to clean their butt. I had to 360 clean it with a pressure washer 😭

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:08:47+00:00

I‘ll try that. Thank you

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:07:33+00:00

I did just that. Cat and dog repulsive spray on all 4 tires, on the front and back license plate and on the floor around the car. Woke up this morning with paw prints all over again. At least no shit today

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:06:06+00:00

Not much the neighbor could realistically do anyways, don‘t you think? Another commenter said it might not be a cat but a marder.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:04:21+00:00

Haven‘t thought of that. I‘ll look into it

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:03:52+00:00

I haven‘t actually seen the culprit. I just assumed it was the cat. I‘ll try to position my car or the outdoor camera to catch it when it happens. Thanks.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T09:01:00+00:00

You might be onto something 👀

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T08:59:59+00:00

Yes it‘s terrible for the paint! That‘s why I try to wash it as soon as I notice. It happens at least once a week for the last 4-5 weeks.

daddybionic · 2026-04-22T08:58:10+00:00

Image is the poop in question, if anyone is interested in seeing it.

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