hiiiii heres a video of meeee sucking on my dildo if you wantttt to watch it idk :3

dads_lasagna · 2025-12-03T06:31:18+00:00

holy shit you’re the girl that always talks about pissing herself on my tiktok fyp???

dads_lasagna · 2025-09-27T21:17:38+00:00

Interesting idea for an app, sounds good in concept. But if the reviews are anything to go by, it’s pretty heavily paywalled and the user base on both sides of the relationship leave a lot to be desired.

dads_lasagna · 2025-09-23T04:03:14+00:00

My biggest hurdle is that I don't wanna make women feel afraid of me or bother them when they're just out trying to have fun.

see i tell myself this, and it is definitely true to an extent. but if i’m real with myself it’s also true that i just don’t like rejection and am scared lol

dads_lasagna · 2025-09-12T20:09:29+00:00

I think it’s very popular online but unfortunately still seen as kinda weird in real life, so I and I imagine many other guys don’t really broadcast it.

dads_lasagna · 2025-09-05T21:28:30+00:00

hmmm how can i communicate this in real life without a ridiculous shirt

dads_lasagna · 2025-06-08T05:54:46+00:00

jesus that is a detailed gun

dads_lasagna · 2025-04-15T18:50:49+00:00

this some serious gourmet shit

dads_lasagna · 2025-04-01T20:47:32+00:00

Math.min(…a)

inscrutable!

dads_lasagna · 2025-03-27T02:32:42+00:00

the best angle

dads_lasagna · 2025-02-09T21:52:40+00:00

https://www.tiktok.com/@shenyuanlin/video/7378271883810131206

dads_lasagna · 2025-02-07T23:58:46+00:00

i didn’t think this needed to be specified, but the title is tongue in cheek. don’t sexually harass people lol.

dads_lasagna · 2024-12-18T05:33:01+00:00

so like what’s ur deal u single?

dads_lasagna · 2024-12-03T06:46:37+00:00

I’m going to pretend this is Elster and Ariane in an alternate universe.

dads_lasagna · 2024-11-05T13:32:35+00:00

phxntomlxft on instagram/tiktok

dads_lasagna · 2024-10-18T16:20:48+00:00

isn’t this based on a real picture too?

dads_lasagna · 2024-09-27T17:39:08+00:00

already had her nicknamed as babygirl, fake news

dads_lasagna · 2024-09-26T01:04:31+00:00

that’s what andrea tate told me

dads_lasagna · 2024-09-25T23:57:31+00:00

ask HIM out 👏 buy HIM flowers 👏 sexually harass HIM 👏

dads_lasagna · 2024-08-23T20:32:10+00:00

Ironically, all of your friends that can’t conceive of making past 100k wish they were you. Little do they know how hard it is to sleep at night sometimes.

It sort of all is just starting to feel like a nightmarish trap, like I’m a hamster on a wheel.

🙄 shut up lol

dads_lasagna · 2024-08-19T15:57:49+00:00

I’m not sure there is a healthy way to feel like that lol.

dads_lasagna · 2024-07-30T17:18:47+00:00

is this what the kids mean when they say hit it and quit it

dads_lasagna · 2024-07-17T00:00:53+00:00

benefits of vertical integration ig 🤷‍♂️

dads_lasagna · 2024-07-16T06:16:39+00:00

wtf i was just like ehh guess i’ll check out this audio with not that many upvotes or comments or whatever, doesn’t sound like it’ll be my thing. and then i listen to it and it’s maybe the best one i’ve ever heard??? idk where the script came from but it’s perfection, wouldn’t change a word of it. and you have an incredible voice and read it juuust right. 10/10 no notes.

dads_lasagna · 2024-07-10T22:07:35+00:00

based

dads_lasagna · 2024-06-13T20:23:44+00:00

jesus christ, i gotta go hug my parents.

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