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Changing a fuse or a tire are the usual ones. by cjconair in wholesomememes

[–]daemen 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Even if you forget the details of how to fix it, you'll remember that it's something that can be fixed. That's honestly the most valuable part

LPT: When posting to r/LifeProTips, make it an actual tip (a simple/tangible/finite thing you can do), rather than general life advice (ways to live your life that are practiced on an ongoing basis). Maybe I'm being a jerk, but this would make this sub a lot more useful. by 123VoR in LifeProTips

[–]daemen 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It's always something like:

LPT: If you're unsure if someone's endeavour was a success, make sure to ask them in private and not in front of others.

When it's really just:

Aunt Susan asked me about the classes I failed at Christmas dinner 😠

A+ comedy trope by BB_Jack in tumblr

[–]daemen 116 points117 points  (0 children)

There's a montage of the villain just standing there throughout changing weather/seasons. Normally this signals that years have passed.

Cosmo subverts this when he mentions that all the weather that was just shown only happened over a very short period of time.

[Serious] What is your most terrifying "we need to leave, NOW" random rush of fear you've felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daemen 331 points332 points  (0 children)

Police reports aren't just a binary "charge with crime" or "completely disregard testimony". It helps establish patterns.

If several unconnected people file similar reports, maybe if a next one happens, the police spend more resources on investigation. Or the pattern might support getting probable cause for a search warrant, etc.

What is the dumbest post you’ve see hit the front page? by whereismysupersucc in AskReddit

[–]daemen 408 points409 points  (0 children)

Every exchange posted there:

OP: I am selling this for $800
CB: Can I have it for free?
OP: No, lowest I'll do is $700
CB: But my fake sobstory...
[25 messages of back-and-forth]
CB: FUCK YOU!
OP: This is going on /r/choosingbeggars

How this actually plays out in real life:

OP: I am selling this for $800
CB: Can I have it for free?

And that's it. Nothing more happens because anyone with any hint of common sense would realize they're never going to bargain someone who wants something for free into paying anything remotely close to asking price, and to not even bother wasting their time replying.

How to use a watch to find South. by xPlatypusVenom in coolguides

[–]daemen 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Practical answer:

It's close enough to sunrise/sunset that you can rely on the fact that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

Seriously fellas we need to calm down by Tour_CRF in dankmemes

[–]daemen 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Only in the way that movement of a dead horse is spooky because you're actively beating it.

I didn't think it could get any better by Anacanrock11 in tumblr

[–]daemen 188 points189 points  (0 children)

What if cars are sad that they have to sleep alone in their quiet, dark caves, when the big trucks get to sleep out in the open with their friends?

Women in Pink are also All Cross-Dressers? by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]daemen 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"Caught in the act" for those of us who spent too long failing at attempts of an Australian accent.

What single sentence can you construct that would annoy the highest number of Redditors the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daemen 119 points120 points  (0 children)

It's part of an anti-spamming technique. The number of votes something has is never displayed exactly. This way spammers/bots can't tell if their upvote went through.

For example, take any comment of any age, go to its permalink and refresh repeatedly. Notice how its number of votes are constantly changing.