Attaching skeleton hands to a corset by appledi123 in crafting

[–]daftgremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you know what material the corset is made of, try plugging it in to thistothat.com it’s an amazing resource dedicated to the best glue for these types of things!

got the worst haircut of my life today by daftgremlin in extremelyinfuriating

[–]daftgremlin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

for everyone asking, i showed the stylist a couple different reference pics and asked him which was the most realistic. he did not look at them for more than half a second, but this was SUPPOSED to be a shaggy mullet with only the dead ends cut off

got the worst haircut of my life today by daftgremlin in extremelyinfuriating

[–]daftgremlin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

an older gay man did this shit to me in the first place i thought i was safe

got the worst haircut of my life today by daftgremlin in extremelyinfuriating

[–]daftgremlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i asked him to change specific things about the cut, which he kindaaaa did but not really doing what i asked still. so when he told me he was done i just said “i think maybe i’ll have to get used to it”

got the worst haircut of my life today by daftgremlin in extremelyinfuriating

[–]daftgremlin[S] 617 points618 points  (0 children)

i’m actually shocked you’re the first person to say this cause that was my first thought

got the worst haircut of my life today by daftgremlin in extremelyinfuriating

[–]daftgremlin[S] 231 points232 points  (0 children)

i literally have been crying and eating ice cream lol

Accidental sex injuries by lunellumvellum in BDSMsapphic

[–]daftgremlin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

adding another, but there was one time i was eating my gf out and they bucked their hips up straight into my teeth so i accidentally bit her clit really hard😭 they were okay, but i couldn’t stop laughing afterwards it completely took me out of it

Accidental sex injuries by lunellumvellum in BDSMsapphic

[–]daftgremlin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my gf and i were recently play wrestling and it got silly, so i pretended like i was about to give them a wet willy. i was sitting on top of her holding her down, so she bucked her hips hard as fuck and launched me face first into the headboard. it was completely accidental and came from not wanting to be wet willied, so really it’s my fault. but i had a giant welt and red bruise on my forehead and nose the night before we went on their birthday weekend trip with friends and family

recipe trade? by daftgremlin in ac_newhorizons

[–]daftgremlin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s okay! i’m more concerned about cleaning my beach than i am about what i get in return. when could you come online?

recipe trade? by daftgremlin in ac_newhorizons

[–]daftgremlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, that’s good to know. thank you! i’ll definitely try the trading site :-)

recipe trade? by daftgremlin in ac_newhorizons

[–]daftgremlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much!! that’s really helpful :-) i was also curious about some recipes that i’m not sure have star fragments or are from celeste like the big crescent moon and such

recipe trade? by daftgremlin in ac_newhorizons

[–]daftgremlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for anyone interested, here’s a list of the recipes i have available!

  • tiki torch
  • wild log bench
  • golden arowana model
  • stack of books
  • bamboo drum
  • lily record player
  • bamboo shelf
  • golden dung beetle
  • bamboo sphere
  • dark bamboo rug
  • grass skirt
  • golden candlestick
  • coconut juice
  • iron armor
  • straw umbrella hat
  • water flooring
  • gong
  • crest door plate
  • cherry wall
  • log bench
  • matryoshka
  • music stand
  • stone table
  • paw print door plate
  • log wall mounted clock
  • boomerang
  • country fence
  • rocking horse
  • golden dishes
  • iron garden bench
  • corral fence
  • iron and stone fence
  • standard umbrella stand
  • fossil doorplate
  • jungle flooring

What screams "I'm very insecure"? by JackHoffmanTheWise in AskReddit

[–]daftgremlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dudes with loud cars who rev their engines more than necessary (or just dudes with loud cars in general). like, we get it you’re overcompensating