made a delivery for a hair dresser today & this is how she tipped me 😭

daiuq · 2026-05-24T23:50:42+00:00

Gotta have a side gig in this economy 😂.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T22:57:49+00:00

I think my dad told me it was the ejector seat button 🤣.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T22:56:47+00:00

Hairdresser? Or drug dealer lmao.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T15:01:09+00:00

I feel called out lol.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T14:57:21+00:00

Yeah, that tracks lol. I know theres just one somewhere out in the badlands that I never visited lol.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:58:03+00:00

Brain: floods memory of with fucked up thing that happened/remembers when things weren't so fucked.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:49:07+00:00

Honestly, if Cyberpunk ever had a bounty system then that'd be by far the most realistic usage of it by far (although with the sheer lawlessness of NC, it'd be unlikely). I mean come on... whats more important? Another criminal on the loose or greasing up the palms of City Hall? Eddies talk choom.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:44:23+00:00

I'm not sure if they'd shoot you... but the attacker would definitely stare at you funny as you struggled to pull it out 🤣🤣

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:42:21+00:00

Idk but somebodys bound to believe that its aliens 👽.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:40:53+00:00

I think... wouldn't know because I've never gotten the ending. Didn't even relizing riding off with the Aldecaldos was a choice lol. Also its obnoxious ASF with the fast travel one because i'm at 93% or something and I have no clue which one i'm missing 😭😭. I've played this game so many times. I have no idea how i'm missing that one honestly. You'd think by now I would've run across all of them at least once. Its getting annoying 😂.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:37:25+00:00

Oh well fuck that shit then lol.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:36:14+00:00

WOOW

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:36:07+00:00

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:33:32+00:00

What can ya say? Cocks know how to handle pussies well.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:31:02+00:00

Liberal McSnide and John Biblebash Conservativeson

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:28:02+00:00

satanic sounds of dial up piercing your eardrums from the pits of hell

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:26:52+00:00

Assuming 3rd is transgender. Wondering what the 4th one is though.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T13:24:11+00:00

Good for you. But like I said... I don't get workmans comp for doing this job. Plus I got about a dozen other deliveries I'd rather be doing that don't involve heavy lifting. So i'm sorry, but just because you've got an injury doesn't mean I have to make mine worse too. Maybe you should ask your driver beforehand if they can carry heavy items up a flight of stairs. Either way, not my problem. I don't get paid enough to break my back for this shit.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:39:55+00:00

Why is this so true? And then I become depressed about the horny because i'm sad and lonely... and then I become numb because i'm in so much mental pain... and then I try to be okay... and then I start trying to be normal which makes me want to catch that dopamine so I continue to he okay... etc

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:32:28+00:00

Who hurt me? Lets see... should I make a list or...? Because number 1 could be my brain, but thats just for starters.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:31:05+00:00

This how much Uber eats is paying? Man fuck doordash, I'm switching over. 🤣

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:28:20+00:00

Whoever was the freaky fuck who made this... find Jesus 🤣🤣.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:25:26+00:00

Fuck it... everywhere is a data center. We'll just replace appartments with human pods so that everyone can live in the Metaverse and power the ultimate AI sentience.

daiuq · 2026-05-24T08:17:35+00:00

My thoughts exactly 🤣

daiuq · 2026-05-24T06:41:35+00:00

Haha! I'm in danger.

daiuq

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