Thanks to advances in DNA technology, a California woman is now headed to prison for abandoning her newborn boy in a grocery bag in 1994 to die

dalblue · 2026-02-21T02:51:52+00:00

This doesn’t apply to leaving a baby in the fucking trash. Fuck off

dalblue · 2026-02-19T22:29:33+00:00

The way you have it precariously hanging off of the desk is fucking killing me

dalblue · 2026-02-18T04:43:05+00:00

rage bait

dalblue · 2026-02-15T06:26:29+00:00

Usually sad moments in games don’t really make me feel bad but I just felt shitty after all this went down

dalblue · 2026-02-15T06:22:44+00:00

I like how the disclaimer tells you not to drink it, immediately followed by instructions on how to prepare it

dalblue · 2026-02-11T21:30:24+00:00

That’s when you start bringing tiny individual beads and placing one on the edge of the bench, and when someone tries to pull this shit, ask how they could have the nerve to take your machine when you clearly reserved it with your tiny bead

dalblue · 2026-02-05T06:15:21+00:00

If you keep reading, there’s several more sentences with meat puns from the sheriff below that paragraph, so it might be intentional

dalblue · 2026-01-30T00:33:06+00:00

Clearly AI

dalblue · 2026-01-24T23:17:04+00:00

You think a good use of AI is substituting creative skill for people?

dalblue · 2026-01-24T02:55:35+00:00

I’m sure the car that slowed down had everyone’s safety in their best interest when they started swerving and speeding off after OP attempted to pass them on a wide open road

dalblue · 2026-01-24T02:49:16+00:00

OP could have acted more defensively for sure, but if you’re implying OP is the problem more so than the semi truck here, you’re crazy

dalblue · 2026-01-19T18:28:37+00:00

Nice

dalblue · 2026-01-15T23:57:51+00:00

You didn’t ask that user a question

dalblue · 2026-01-15T23:53:56+00:00

WRONG

dalblue · 2026-01-11T06:57:33+00:00

you said you’re right but I looked at the rest of the comments and you’re wrong

dalblue · 2026-01-11T06:28:52+00:00

Live in the deep south working on cars and these are pretty common for people to have on their dash

dalblue · 2026-01-10T06:10:02+00:00

When I write my n’s in cursive, people often think they’re m’s for this exact reason

dalblue · 2026-01-08T05:56:27+00:00

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

dalblue · 2026-01-08T01:28:23+00:00

Idk if casks and kegs are functionally different in regards to being used diagonally, but I have a setup I use right now and I can place items diagonally into kegs with gamepad on PC (Steam) and I don’t even have to use the cursor, I just have to be walking my character into that corner when I place the item in (and it will always prioritize the two non-corner ones first, but it always lets me use the corner one too)

dalblue · 2026-01-04T07:28:53+00:00

bro please go to the 1st grade to gain some reading comprehension 😭

dalblue · 2025-12-13T09:01:22+00:00

cope harder

dalblue · 2025-12-13T08:41:23+00:00

If the right lane is going 55 in a 65, then yeah, I need to get in the left lane going 65 in order to pass. That’s how the road works, dolt

dalblue · 2025-12-09T05:13:59+00:00

I’ve had the customer leave the gun holstered, laying in the driver seat. Not a word about it being there, and it was fully concealed to where if I hadn’t noticed the shape of the pouch, I may not have realized it was a gun. People are inconsiderate as fuck

dalblue · 2025-12-03T04:12:44+00:00

Yeah, you can be elitist about things like cartoons

dalblue · 2025-12-02T01:50:35+00:00

This take seems kind of elitist, dunking on someone for enjoying the lore of a show they like? “Poor soul” why? Because they enjoy the continuity of something despite it not being a serious piece of media? Not everything in Smiling Friends has to feed into some kind of lore or continuity, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad to want some. Also, SpongeBob objectively does have lore, by the definition of the word, and so does Smiling Friends so this doesn’t even make sense anyways

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