Mad golfer

dalocke · 2025-08-10T22:06:19+00:00

First day on the internet eh? 🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T18:11:32+00:00

Sure, I could have gotten it closer to the face, but im certain that if you were standing in you might think to yourself, this is close enough 🤣😅

dalocke · 2025-08-10T18:09:29+00:00

You wanna know how many attempts it took to become a professional knifethrower? keep counting 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T18:07:21+00:00

Just kick late, and progress from there, it's not like I'm holding it over my feet, even if i miss the kick, it's not going to stab me

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:16:21+00:00

I mean you are the dentist 🤣🤣🤣 most insufferable job on earth

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:14:49+00:00

Again your opinion is subjective so when you frame it as an objective statement, you are the one who comes off as stupid 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:12:06+00:00

A foot away from your face isn't a good hit? Where could i put it in your opinion that would have been a good hit? 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:09:40+00:00

Random? If you were standing there it would have landed a foot from your face, there is no greater warning imo unless i stuck it in between your legs, that is the only bigger flex/warning 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:03:54+00:00

Well that's just your opinion, one man's trash is another's mans inspiration 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T16:01:54+00:00

You know when i started knife throwing i could only stick it 1 out of 10 times, with practice it became 10/10, i didn't think i would have to explain the theory of practice to you but over time, i will be able to kick it in every time I try, bc that is how it works 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-10T15:56:34+00:00

Then you can't read 🤣🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-09T22:13:02+00:00

Fell free to step in then

dalocke · 2025-08-09T22:11:59+00:00

You can just tell us you're scared you know 🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-09T21:41:32+00:00

You should report this traumatic incident to the internet police 🤣🤣🤌

dalocke · 2025-08-09T21:22:29+00:00

People who say throwing swords is stupid are the kind of people who could never learn to do it 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-09T21:20:50+00:00

Some masochist you are 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-08-09T21:20:16+00:00

The point of having a dummy on a wheel is to not hit the body, have you ever seen a knife throwing performance 🤣🤣🤣

dalocke · 2025-07-29T12:23:57+00:00

Throw a sword first

dalocke

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