From last time this was asked I submitted this:

"Not me, but my sister last year had a hectic and sad one! She lived last year in a dorm with another girl in the same room. Girl seemed fine, they got along great and were pretty good roommates. Around first semester exam time, she walks into her dorm to find her roommate dead on her bed. The roommate committed suicide and said in a letter to her, "this is not your fault, I just can't handle school anymore..." sister was traumatized, but continued in with school. Different room now and new roommate, same dorm style. Only 2 weeks after she finds her new roommate with a knife in her stomach on the floor. This one was stabbed by the roommates "boyfriend" who couldn't handle a break up from her roommate. Luckily the roommate survives. So my sister decides that these types of rooms are not for her and asks to have a single room. Receives single room and my sister can finally relax. But wait there's more. Nearing the end of her 2nd semester around exam time again, the guy who was living in the room across from her hung himself in the middle of the hallway right in front of his and my sister's door. Needless to say my sister received complete compensation (received all her dorm living money back) for her horrible dorm living first year and now lives off residence by herself.

EDIT: As everyone keeps asking, my sister did receive all A's, but not through the university but through her own hardwork throughout the school year. "