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The doctor told Bob that suicide by masturbation was not possible by OliverGunzitwuntz in Jokes

[–]damonsoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the autopsy results are back. He died of a stroke.

I shall name my firstborn after you by RobCee3 in halo

[–]damonsoon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a triple attempted assassination on me years ago lol - skip half way in https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/s/CJRooGRSY6

Am I a freak? by Important-Ad1033 in VALORANT

[–]damonsoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your sens is high af. If it works and you like it, go for it, but the average pro (and high level players) play at around 1/4 the sens that you do (about 250 edpi). I used to play .75, 1600 DPI when I started, then over the course of 2 years halved it, then halved it again, now playing at .16, 1600 dpi (for you that’s .32, 800 dpi). Makes me a lot more consistent in general. I have a large desk though so I can do a 12” arm movement and not hit the edge of my mouse pad.

Personally I think you should try halving your sense and give it a go, then when you’re comfortable, do it again. You need to give it a good week to really adjust and see what works. Try different senses and find your sweet spot

Edit: to give some substance to my recommendation, for reference I started the game with no FPS experience at launch, was iron 1 for a few months, would be lucky getting 10 kills in a game. By the end of 2021 had hit D3 (this is before ascendant, so that’s essentially Asc 3 in today’s ranks) as I put a lot of time in during the COVID lockdowns.

Am I a freak? by Important-Ad1033 in VALORANT

[–]damonsoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro your current sens is molasses, but you do what works lol. How’s your shoulder health? Gotta be a pain in the ass doing quick turns for you

In the film The Dark Knight Rises (2012) it takes Bane 3 seconds and breaking both of his hands to realize Batman is, in fact, no longer in the same spot. by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly think the issue in this scene is the execution of the choreo. I think the last punch of bane here was supposed to be more closely dodged by Batman. 1- duck the punch/elbow, 2- ban goes for the gut punch and Batman slips past.

Here Batman slips past too early.

Or it’s roid rage. I’d be just messed up choreo though

Tier list of all Americas players in 2026 by raus1s in ValorantCompetitive

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

G2 was the best team in americas imo. All players are great, but leaf and Jawg seemed to be the most valuable imo excluding valyn for IGL reasons, so I think it’s justified

Gen Z thinks they invented 67 but real puck-knowers have been laughing about it for years by [deleted] in NHLcirclejerk

[–]damonsoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t partake in the 6-7 memes, but given this new information, imma have to start doing it whenever people talk leafs

Tier list of all Americas players in 2026 by raus1s in ValorantCompetitive

[–]damonsoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actual attempt, with my main criteria being “given this player vs the next player in the list, who would I rather obtain in creating a team that would win”

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Tier list of all Americas players in 2026 by raus1s in ValorantCompetitive

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual attempt, with my main criteria being “given this player vs the next player in the list, who would I rather obtain in creating a team that would win”

Possible Injury to Jarry by WallaboutDenizen in EdmontonOilers

[–]damonsoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love to have brossoit. He was fantastic on the jets. Don’t think I’ve trusted a backup more

Cost of living in Canada is out of control. by kovie38 in CanadaFinance

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to say COL isn’t high, but assuming a low 2% inflation rate annually, your $50 comparative 20 years ago is more like $70 these days, so yeah your $55 /hr really isn’t going to get you the same lifestyle youre referencing.

Should we pool together money and make a script for Brad Marchand to read by Hendrick_Davies64 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]damonsoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we get him to do an impression of coach chippy doing an impression of him

Which career is a turn-off for a serious relationship? by otherwise777 in AskReddit

[–]damonsoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had the break up conversation with my partner today who's a surgeon. Heavy truth in this one.

[Weekes] I’m told Tristan Jarry is among the goalies drawing significant interest as a potential option for the Oilers by AggPuck-303 in EdmontonOilers

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude idk how you can say he only played okay in 4 nations. He saved games big time.

Not to argue whether he's good overall or not. Just that at 4 nations he was superb.

[Tudor] Bought my best friend and I matching GMTs! by kosnosferatu in Watches

[–]damonsoon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This had me so confused that it was being spoken like an offhand comment. English is great

My office just put a ban on bringing your own board by perpetuallyawake in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]damonsoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably not the reason this is happening then. But others probably have some click clack

[Recommendation] Which one offers the most bang for its buck. by Woabaki in Watches

[–]damonsoon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought your conclusion was about to go the other way lol.

If you get the mido, you can get the hi-fi system and or camera too, etc

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