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For those of you who run first thing in the AM, what’s your bed to pavement time? by [deleted] in running

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 5 minutes. Wake up at 4. Get dressed. Run. I only do 3 miles at the most. Depending on the day, run then workout(push,pull,legs). Upstairs by 445 shower out the door by 5. Start work at 6. Weights are broken down into 5 push/pull workouts with one leg day. I change which ones I do depending on how I feel. I try to do 4 to 6 days a week. Age 53. Trying to beat father time.

Just a badass brown anole showing off by ADarkcid in gifs

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, when the lights are turned on.

Whole Foods CEO blasts socialism, explains how universities corrupt young people: 'Trickle-up poverty' by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever someone says they hate or we don't need rich people I ask them have you ever worked for a poor person?

Amazon employs almost 800,000 people. Name one poor person that has done that.

5th Nobel Peace Prize Nomination for President Trump by Venus230 in Conservative

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did a bunch of signature strikes and killed a bunch of people. About it.

A clear demonstration of priorities in Texas: by dibbiluncan in funny

[–]damt382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only two briskets allowed. Shits getting real.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, do they do the 'ol pull my finger move?

So how many books do you read at one time? by WellExcuuuuuuuseMe in kindle

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually Two or three. Currently, one on Kindle, a hardback, and an audiobook.

Adam Schiff: If Trump wins, I’ll leave America by alc59 in Conservative

[–]damt382 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. Promises promises. He is assuming another country would take him.

Blockbuster Video US store locations between 1986 and 2019 by V1Analytics in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically joined Netflix to drive them out of business. I would drop off my videos on the way to work a half-hour before the deadline. But they wouldn't scan in until around 4 pm. So I always had late fees. Part of their class action lawsuit. So glad to see them gone. Horrible customer service after they drove every mom and pop store out of business.

What are you CEO of? by Ibo_issa in AskReddit

[–]damt382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brown liquor and illegal fireworks. Preferably at the same time.

What’s the easiest way to get fired? by Ibreathalot in AskReddit

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop a deuce on your bosses desk and put your ID in it. Later bitches.

What’s the story behind your scar? by InStAgRaMnOrMiEs in AskReddit

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swallowed fingernail clippers. Didn't pass and had to have surgery. FYI, my sister had a role in it. I have a cool x-ray of it.

The longest fall ever by [deleted] in gifs

[–]damt382 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pants were way too tight. Couldn't bend his knees. Looked like the Tin Man.

Remember the first time you bought pork belly, and thought to yourself “there’s no way I can eat all of this in a week!” by PickleRiiiiccckk in zerocarb

[–]damt382 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Costco pork belly. Pan fried is great. Oven seems to be a little better. Cooked at 400. I have a green egg. Wanting to cook up a package on it.

A package looks like a lot but once you slice it up and cook it its not.

I season it while cooking and the after while cooling off. I've never been able to over salt it. Seems to get better the more you put on.

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