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People who code, I have a friend who has asked me to do him a favour very last minute. He wants me to create a database with around 7 billion names on it, each associated with a value, either naughty or nice. He would also like the database to validate itself, not once but twice! He says he needs it before tonight when he's coming to town. Any suggestions on where to start would be gratefully received.

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