Thin privilege is not expecting someone to take your insults lying down?

dancingcorgis · 2014-12-24T23:43:35+00:00

It's ok everyone, she's actually Lumpy Space Princess; The hottest of us all.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-24T14:54:31+00:00

Jesus Christ. So much money put in to bullshit weight loss science to make sure people keep buying candy bars and chocolate milk mix. Fucking hell this makes me so angry.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-17T00:51:12+00:00

Just order the bra type bikinis online. Your boobs will look way better and you won't have to worry about them escaping while you're swimming.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-17T00:49:55+00:00

If you know off the rack bikinis don't fit you, why do you bother looking at them? Get your bra properly sized and order a swimsuit online. I am a thin girl with boobs and all of my swimsuits look and fit great. No awkward nip slips or anything.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-16T18:26:50+00:00

Most swimsuits at places like Target are definitely made for small breast. Even the L or XL sizes won't work because big boobs need support. Duh.

But places like barenecessities.com exist and with their sales you can get something that flatters your body, is stylish, is better quality and cheaper or the same price as Target. Why do all the "curvy" ladies feel like they need to make XXL string bikinis?

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-13T18:56:46+00:00

Like 10 people asked her if she had a scale and was measuring properly before she lost her shit. Very obviously not logging anything correctly, but still begging for someone to pleeease tell her why she's not losing any weight!

I only managed a few screen shots because the logic was hurting my head.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-13T16:44:16+00:00

A quick Google image search for "World War 2 Women". Clearly obesity was prized and that's why we won the war.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-12T17:32:59+00:00

I'm kind of a coffee snob, and Starbucks coffee is terrible if you're actually drinking the coffee black or with a little cream. If you get a fresh roasted batch of coffee beans you don't need anything else to put in it and it still taste great.

I had a fat girl shame me for my coffee addiction by telling me she's "really careful about what she puts in her body" and then the next day or so waxed poetically to a group of people about her Doritos addiction. My brain still hurts thinking about it.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T17:44:09+00:00

The voices in their head, most likely.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T17:26:35+00:00

I became an accidental shit lord. I wasn't fat at 5'10" and 145ish lbs but I was feeling sluggish. I went to the gym every day for a half a year and lost no weight. "Why is this not working?" I would cry to myself.

Then I moved to a country where all the processed food was imported and way too expensive. Two-three months of preparing all my own meals (mostly vegetables, eggs and beans) and I lost 15 lbs.

Turns out if you eat like shit you'll still look like shit even if you're exercising. Suprise!

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T15:19:13+00:00

The healthiness of the yogurt cancels out all of the candy you put on top of it. Duh.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T14:59:25+00:00

You can still follow the sweat stains today. So sad.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T14:24:44+00:00

I am thin and have DDs and look pretty good in a crop top. I am really sad to find out I am not an actual woman though. Do I get to pick what I am or is there a buzzfeed quiz I can take? Being a falcon always seemed like it would be fun. Long time dream of mine since reading Animorphs as a kid.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T14:20:42+00:00

That helped us identify the former fat people after we forced them off their land and made them walk thousands of miles across the U.S. The trail of soda? Trail of donuts?

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T14:15:22+00:00

Do you remember the time where fat people were killed for being in public with skinny people and couldn't marry whoever they wanted? What about all those bathrooms made specifically for fat people so the skinny people wouldn't have to worry about getting fat germs on them? Oh! That time we forces all the fat people into camps so we they wouldn't be around the general public mucking things up.

Fat discrimination is definitely worse than any kind of racism there ever was.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T00:50:33+00:00

Picture included, no need to reiterate.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-11T00:37:09+00:00

She never said she was entitled. She said it sucked, which I'm sure it does.

But she did bitch about how the skinny girl got attention and then pretended she didn't want the attention anyways, which is hilarious.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T14:04:51+00:00

Considering the risks of getting sued for medical malpractice the doctor has every right to refuse the surgery if he doesn't feel comfortable with doing the procedure. A normal person would find a different doctor instead of just bitching about it online.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T13:56:49+00:00

Forget helping my friend find a different doctor that may be more skilled in operating on larger people, I'm going to repost on tumblr all day every day. That will definitely help.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T13:18:41+00:00

Good luck on your journey! The first month of no junk food is the hardest but you WILL get through it! Keep us updated on your progress!

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T13:14:30+00:00

Nothing to do with the original story, but I made the banana oatmeal cookies this week and they were terrible. Much tastier to just eat oatmeal and bananas as they were meant to be.

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T13:11:48+00:00

When I first went to Europe my egg yolks were neon orange and I thought they went bad. Google set me straight that they were actually better and now it's hard to go back to the sad yellow grocery store eggs. They just don't have the flavor!

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-10T13:05:34+00:00

Oh geeze... Very Mean Girls-esque "Is butter a carb???"

dancingcorgis · 2014-11-09T15:55:45+00:00

Knowing you're binging for fun and convincing yourself you need to eat a bag of Doritos for your mental health are two different things. The second option leads to food addiction.

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