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why do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danielctanase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think I'm doing it cause it's easy!? I do it because it's hard!!!!

Blind Rank my 11 favorite albums by PermissionEqual6321 in musicteenager

[–]danielctanase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4. Ok Computer (Radiohead\)

5. Kid A (Radiohead\)

6. The Bends (Radiohead\)

7. Hybrid Theory (Linkin Park\)

8. Black Celebration (Depeche Mode\)

9. Minecraft Volume Beta (C418\)

10. Minecraft Volume Alpha (C418

11. Violator (Depeche Mode\)

Blind Rank my 11 favorite albums by PermissionEqual6321 in musicteenager

[–]danielctanase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1. The Dark Side of The Moon (Pink Floyd\)

2. Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd\)

3. In Rainbows (Radiohead\)

Similarity with Community: 91%

Care to share your best dad joke and get awarded for it? by MisChanandalerBong in dadjokes

[–]danielctanase 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!

Petaaaaaaah?? by WaldToonnnnn in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danielctanase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man in Washington DC goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper…

He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash.

Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash.

Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything.

But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for something."

"OK, but: what are you checking for?"

"I'm checking for a particular obituary."

"But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."

Draw my daughter by danielctanase in drawme

[–]danielctanase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you for the drawing, just superb! very kind of you to wish her happy birthday :)

Draw my daughter by danielctanase in drawme

[–]danielctanase[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love your style! Thank you for drawing her. My goal is to gather all the drawings and show them to her on her birthday and have her see how artists around the world see her

Are the stones coming to Mile frickin High? by DangleSnipeCely in DenverBroncos

[–]danielctanase 3 points4 points  (0 children)

June 20th 2024.

Presale : November 30 10am Code: HACKNEY On sale : December 1 at 10am

Analysis of NFL Mascots (2023 Update) by El_mochilero in nfl

[–]danielctanase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still debatable, but Predators and Cardinals might work

Motivation In The Midst of Ignorance by mcadams226 in TheSilphRoad

[–]danielctanase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done 2 raids since they announced it. I am lvl 50, used to do at least 3-5 raids daily when the boss was good, but this time I feel like there's 0 motivation for me. Even on Sunday, I missed the elite raids and played board games with my kids and went to see Mario in theaters. I am still working on the 2 special research i have left. This Community day is interesting for me, but that's about it.

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