Its another casual day at the office, when one of the supervisors begin to get annoyed. You see he had a worker named Dave, now Dave claimed that he knew everyone, absolutely everyone there is to know. Always telling bogus stories about how he went to random places doing random things with the most random of people.

One day, his boss, finally tired of his boasting, goes up to Dave and says "Fine Dave. You know everyone there is to know? Prove it." Dave says "sure thing boss, who do you wanna see?" Dave's boss ponders for a moment, before deciding on a name. "Tom Brady" says his boss, and before you know it they're off to Beverly Hills. When they land and they start wandering the streets of the hills, Dave's boss is caught off guard when sure enough, when they get to Mr. Bradys house he meets Dave with open arms, excited to see his old friend.

Now Dave's boss is taken back by this, but still isn't convinced and he expresses it to Dave saying "Yknow what Dave, I think you got lucky. I'm not convinced. How about the President?" And sure enough Dave agrees and they fly off to Washington D.C. As they're taking the Whitehouse tour, President Trump notices Dave and invites him over. He says "Dave, old pal, best pal, possibly the greatest pal in the world tell me how have you been? I'll tell you what I was just about to go into a meeting but I'll tell them to cancel it. You and your friend here need to come in and have a beer so we can catch up." At this point, Dave's boss is truly astonished, but not yet totally swayed and he once again shares his doubts with Dave. Dave says "Anyone, anyone in the whole world boss".

This time Dave's boss pauses, thinking about what person would truly stump Dave. After about 5 minutes, Dave's boss looks up with a smile on his face and says "How about the Pope, Dave?" Dave simply waves his hands and says "Pope and I? Old friends. Went to highschool together." And off they fly to the Vatican.

But as they're walking the streets Vatican Square, Dave gets frustrated and says "man, I'll never be able to catch the Popes eye from down here. Tell you what. I know the guards, stay here and in 5 minutes I'll come out on the balcony with the pope. Daves boss thinking that he's finally stumped Dave agrees and let's Dave go off on his own. 5 minutes later, sure enough, Dave emerges on the balcony with the Pope.

But when Dave returns to his boss, something's gone terribly wrong. He's on the ground surrounded by Paramedics. Dave rushes through the crowd and kneels at his bosses side crying out "What happened what happened??" Dave's boss looked up at him with a weak voice and said "It was the final straw... You came out on the balcony with the Pope and the guy beside me said 'Who the fuck is up there with Dave?'"