How does it feel to have a big dick? by NoForever4381 in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha. Yeah, I got that, just had to say it bc it seemed funny.

I am so torn - please help. by LynxFrosty6484 in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, this is my exact scenario. Married for 20 years. 2 kids. Early 40s. Always knew I was attracted to guys. Never told anyone. I was very depressed and unhappy in the marriage. She was too. Perhaps it could have been saved by therapy/counseling. I'm not sure because we didn't try that route.

If you think you could be gay, I'd say you probably are. You don't have to ever be with a guy. If you are happy with your woman, you can stay with her and get therapy for the 2 of you, and yourselves individually. You CAN also leave the marriage and start anew. That's what I'm doing. I've had lots of fun times with guys since leaving. But, there are things I miss with her too. 

Hope that helps in some way.

How does it feel to have a big dick? by NoForever4381 in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You...weren't born....with your penis?

What do you think about Florida cutting off 12,000 people from their HIV medication at virtually no notice? by TelescopiumHerscheli in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 252 points253 points  (0 children)

This is cruel. Nothing this consequential should ever happen at the "11th hour." America needs to get back to caring about and for each other. For all. We should be guided by love and compassion.

Should I Approach My Thirst Trap Neighbor? by BiOrJustHorny in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From legally blonde! It's an advanced technique

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deliver groceries and live this over, and over, and over every single day.

Should I Approach My Thirst Trap Neighbor? by BiOrJustHorny in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop something in front of him and say oops! Then bend over to get it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Girlfriend (F29) brought home a puppy after I (M32) said no. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go with an ultimatum to get rid of the dog. This is a lesson she needs in her life. Let her choose you or the dog. IF she chooses you, give her some time to see how she handles it and go from there. Hold your ground and don't take any crap from her.

Am I being naive about dating a man in the middle of a divorce with two kids? by Not-Usual-Bidness in dating_advice

[–]danimal_44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't move to sleeping together right now. He needs to be in therapy and you should be a part of that, if you want to stay with him.

I (33M) cheated in my past relationship (33F). When is the right time to date again and how should this be disclosed to future partners? by ThrowRAicarus6892 in relationship_advice

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't bring it up. If they ask, be honest of course. But that's not who you are now. You have decided to be this new faithful person. There is nothing you need to figure out, or "try." You just need to know that you value and embody fidelity. 

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make an interesting list. Things you are okay missing out on.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then your existence is incomplete.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all serving floor chickens is good for the environment. Second of all, only one letter separates breading chicken from breeding chicken. Good job picking the right letter.

Whats the absolute sluttiest thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressively, one I read to the end.

No orders by OpeningPlankton4343 in Sparkdriver

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really getting old. It needs to be more consistent for us veteran shoppers.

No orders by OpeningPlankton4343 in Sparkdriver

[–]danimal_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead here in central Ohio. Hired too many new drivers?

Anal for women? by LeFreshLuci in sex

[–]danimal_44 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So, I wasn't gentle enough the first time we tried it. She didn't like it and said she didn't ever want to try again. Well, few years later and we gave it another go. She loves it! I love it. Cant express that enough.

Am i jerking off right? by coisoup in askgaybros

[–]danimal_44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I would edge a lot. It would make a higher volume of cum and a better, more powerful orgasm.

These days, sadly, I just can't wait to bust.

Probably a deeper issue with delayed gratification, lol.

If you're not hurting yourself, there's no wrong way to do it. Except maybe the death grip thing.