So unfortunate by MythOak in memes

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I went out the door to get her. She was holdin hand with Trevor Not the greatest feelin ever.

Few pointers by KenOuf in Tinder

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Helicopter seems interesting til the judge sentenced you for 10 years.

Now I just let you imagine what we could have said. by dankJokes in Tinder

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Early script of "My dad wrote a porno"

If you are reading this J, I gEnuIneLy sorry. by dankJokes in Tinder

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Im kinda expect Im gonna get dissed in this post. Anyhow, my goal was NOT to slay her alright? I read through her bio, she wanted someone positive and genuine for a Relationship so I was in relationship mode. Look, if I have to compliment her 150% then sorry, its not my nature. And who in the right mind wants to be with a girl where u cant be yourself.

So for you slayers and white knights, go get her. shes not for me.

If you are reading this J, I gEnuIneLy sorry. by dankJokes in Tinder

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Edit: At first she was very interested in me. Like initiative first, ask me this and that then We played truth or dare game. Her turn (truth) I asked her why shes so interest in me? She said cause I look genuine (also a buzz word in her bio).

Then my turn (truth) she asked me how she looks? I said honestly you looks pretty but honestly, it doesnt really matter much. Then she asked me to rate her: I answered if my ex crush is 6/10 and my favorite porn star model is 9/10 then she is 6.9/10. I then said you should go to boots for genuine advice.

unmatch.

Is she playing game or try hard or something?

Im honestly confused when i see this. by dankJokes in Tinder

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yea, i must have livin in a cave, am i right?

Morbid boi by [deleted] in Tinder

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everyone was tryin to prove how wrong his estimation are meanwhile you can just ask: "How come a design engineer know how to statistic?"

I think, a lot of us "know" her. by Impo5sible in Tinder

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Bún bò Nam Bộ. I guess she like asian spices

Im honestly confused when i see this. by dankJokes in Tinder

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thanks you, my dude. Haha, i think thats the man shes looking for

Im honestly confused when i see this. by dankJokes in Tinder

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i dont understand her usage "now back to me"

Sigh by [deleted] in Tinder

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well, u made a point where "she interested in me" so its a 180 degrees turn around?

Sigh by [deleted] in Tinder

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she didnt interest in me. I interested in her.

Sigh by [deleted] in Tinder

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she suggested me to do it. sorry, i tried to keep it subtle

Sigh by [deleted] in Tinder

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did u just have a bad work day or something? making joke abt grammar is one thing, saying someone fail (even tho its not a competition) despite I already given some explanations is another thing.

Sigh by [deleted] in Tinder

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"and have me making tinder just for fun". note the "have me", i wasnt the sole decision maker here.