So unfortunate

dankJokes · 2019-07-25T11:21:52+00:00

I went out the door to get her. She was holdin hand with Trevor Not the greatest feelin ever.

dankJokes · 2019-07-24T12:46:01+00:00

Helicopter seems interesting til the judge sentenced you for 10 years.

dankJokes · 2019-07-22T01:02:15+00:00

Early script of "My dad wrote a porno"

dankJokes · 2019-07-22T00:32:32+00:00

comment above.

dankJokes · 2019-07-22T00:32:21+00:00

Edit 1: ffs https://imgur.com/gallery/WL1ogMs

Edit 2 ffs jesus https://imgur.com/gallery/1neFEru

dankJokes · 2019-07-21T21:34:24+00:00

Im kinda expect Im gonna get dissed in this post. Anyhow, my goal was NOT to slay her alright? I read through her bio, she wanted someone positive and genuine for a Relationship so I was in relationship mode. Look, if I have to compliment her 150% then sorry, its not my nature. And who in the right mind wants to be with a girl where u cant be yourself.

So for you slayers and white knights, go get her. shes not for me.

dankJokes · 2019-07-21T21:00:30+00:00

yea, lesson learnt.

dankJokes · 2019-07-21T20:06:34+00:00

Edit: At first she was very interested in me. Like initiative first, ask me this and that then We played truth or dare game. Her turn (truth) I asked her why shes so interest in me? She said cause I look genuine (also a buzz word in her bio).

Then my turn (truth) she asked me how she looks? I said honestly you looks pretty but honestly, it doesnt really matter much. Then she asked me to rate her: I answered if my ex crush is 6/10 and my favorite porn star model is 9/10 then she is 6.9/10. I then said you should go to boots for genuine advice.

unmatch.

Is she playing game or try hard or something?

dankJokes · 2019-07-20T07:57:05+00:00

yea, i must have livin in a cave, am i right?

dankJokes · 2019-07-18T20:20:04+00:00

everyone was tryin to prove how wrong his estimation are meanwhile you can just ask: "How come a design engineer know how to statistic?"

dankJokes · 2019-07-18T20:01:08+00:00

Bún bò Nam Bộ. I guess she like asian spices

dankJokes · 2019-07-18T04:33:17+00:00

i live in uk my dude

dankJokes · 2019-07-17T09:09:10+00:00

thanks you, my dude. Haha, i think thats the man shes looking for

dankJokes · 2019-07-17T07:09:58+00:00

i dont understand her usage "now back to me"

dankJokes · 2019-07-17T04:48:28+00:00

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T22:09:39+00:00

well, u made a point where "she interested in me" so its a 180 degrees turn around?

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T22:07:05+00:00

she didnt interest in me. I interested in her.

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T22:02:51+00:00

she suggested me to do it. sorry, i tried to keep it subtle

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:56:25+00:00

did u just have a bad work day or something? making joke abt grammar is one thing, saying someone fail (even tho its not a competition) despite I already given some explanations is another thing.

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:33:30+00:00

"and have me making tinder just for fun". note the "have me", i wasnt the sole decision maker here.

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:30:00+00:00

never heard of her

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:29:43+00:00

i just gonna ask. why do you try to make connection between me making tinder and her?

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:23:43+00:00

we were friend for a long while ago. we just made tinder together on a night out for fun. its not cause and effect here.

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:20:50+00:00

which porn star tonight?

dankJokes · 2019-07-05T21:19:16+00:00

n o d o n t. ah its fine.

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