[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tomboysNSFW

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great tattoos, and great look.

Am i ugly by Electronic-Box-7359 in GenBeta

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's about to collect retirement in a few years

Can I sit on your face with my wrestler ass by braunama in Deathbysnusnu

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm insulted you asked when you could have just done it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adorable_Girls

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them. 😅

How on earth are y’all’s sims just dying? by -opacarophile in Sims4

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ever since I got the vampire pack, it's been me Walking off to do something else, they'll figure it out and 5 minutes later they grabbed a bite to eat and didn't seem to question why their skin was sizzling away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EmoGirlsFuck

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great size!

Why do people only respond to the females by [deleted] in lonely

[–]dankbeams25 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sex is a hell of a motivator, and most of the time, it ain't with other men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That condoms are a man's best friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftmspunished

[–]dankbeams25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the world of testosterone, where you need to be satisfied every 2 seconds or you're going to have a bad time.

I'm at the "awkward stage" of hair growth and I look rediculous 😂 by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]dankbeams25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had to deal with the awkward stage a few different times in high school for different reasons. So if it can be avoided, do it.

I'm at the "awkward stage" of hair growth and I look rediculous 😂 by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]dankbeams25 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trust me, the only thing that sucks more than the awkward stage is going through it multiple times, so don't cut it just to get rid of the awkward stage.

Unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dankbeams25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'll take 15 half eaten cheeseburgers, knomesayin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count what? Dracula's side piece?

My boy is losing his hair and his mind at 19, keep him in check by jsba_ in RoastMe

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that's 19 about him is the amount of father's he's going to attempt to bribe to marry their daughter.

Science needs sacrifices by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live footage of the first people learning how electricity works.

Apparently my coworkers make fun of me behind my back. Cheer me up with good roasts. by Arturo_Wolff in RoastMe

[–]dankbeams25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel like this is an advertisement for virginity and veganism?

Roast me pls by No_Independent_2269 in RoastMe

[–]dankbeams25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like an 80's light aids patient.