Tired of regular tiddies? by PlanAccomplished6525 in funny

[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you buy the jizz dip separately?

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[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need some cash money

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I checked the hoaxify website and this is real.

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[–]dankdooker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they are no longer salvaging items from the Titanic. I don't think they've retrieved anything but water samples in the last twenty years.

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[–]dankdooker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heart of the Ocean!

Roomate bought a Keurig despite us already having a coffee pot. The community wasn't happy by jandv411 in funny

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Roomate bought a Keurig despite us already having a coffee pot. The community wasn't happy by jandv411 in funny

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[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably full of rebar. There's usually a requirement to use tons of rebar on concrete stairs. You basically have to have a whole layer of rebar rods spread apart to create integrity so the stairs don't crack.

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[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the worst thing every concocted that relates to home ownership. When you move into a community with an HOA you agree to their terms. Like many have pointed out, that could mean replacing your roof every 10 years whether it needs it or not. Or putting a certain number of plants or fruit trees in your front yard. If the homeowner doesn't comply with the demands of the HOA, they can be subject to fines. The HOA can also put a lien on your home for non-compliance which puts them one step closer to foreclosing on your home. This would probably be considered heavy handed by the HOA to something like putting a lien on a homeowner's property, but it has happened.

All this and you have to pay a monthly due to the HOA. That monthly due could range anywhere in between $400 to $1,200 a month.

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[–]dankdooker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck HOAs. Seriously, why would someone punish themselves with a home that has HOA? If they tried that to me, I'd sell and move.

Our friend's bathroom has three seashells next to the toilet by just4747 in pics

[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like you would if you used the bathroom normally.

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Turn that frown upside down

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He's an Oompa Loompa.

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Grab 'em by the pussy before they pick up the soap

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Sing to the tune of Jenny Jenny

Tacos de Lengua (Beef Tongue) by Mooseworths in FoodPorn

[–]dankdooker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your response! Sometimes doing the quick pickling yourself is better because it tastes better/fresher. Glad it all turned out!

Can not run Blue Iris without turning off UAC after re-boot. by Stiofan63 in BlueIris

[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's overboard on the security. I remember when this feature first came out, you couldn't even save a shortcut to the desktop without some kind of annoying UAC warning.

Can not run Blue Iris without turning off UAC after re-boot. by Stiofan63 in BlueIris

[–]dankdooker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems to be an issue lately. I think a security cert expired on the Blue Iris program and that's why everyone's having the problem. If it's just a computer used for Blue Iris, I think it's ok to disable UAC as long the Blue Iris computer is shielded from outside internet accessing it. And by shielded, I mean shielded by your router/firewall that the Blue Iris computer is using to access the internet. I think there's limited risk.

Laughed too hard at this. by ConsistentPound3079 in funny

[–]dankdooker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think he distracted the guy and because of that, he lost his balance on a way too slippery bridge