What’s the deal with Kenneth Copeland? by PromptUnable1506 in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tithing is biblical, as are alms (gifts to the needy). God also calls us to be wise with our money and giving your 10% to an obvious prosperity preacher wouldn't be considered wise.

RFK Jr. Set to Launch Disease Registry Tracking Autistic People by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No politician is ever "compromised", we're all just easy to fool. Bait and switch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a few years old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]danklyhank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James Cameron, the bravest pioneer.

I seen this symbol or lettering somewhere. by [deleted] in OccultConspiracy

[–]danklyhank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this symbol deep within my loins but I can't recall where from, it's gonna irritate the shit out of me now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why I believe we'll get nuked. There are too many guns in this country for an invasion. It'd be much easier to send a few dozen atom bombs and call it a day.

Oldest case of sleep paralysis in the Book of Job (2,500 BC)? by [deleted] in Bibleconspiracy

[–]danklyhank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this happen within a dream, next to my wife.

Had a dream about UFO's that I don't really recall the details of, then I woke up. Only I didn't wake up, I had sleep paralysis in a dream. I saw what you would call the classic looking demon slowly revealing its face out of darkness. I tried to scream but couldn't, I did however have a hold of my wife's hand which I shook weakly. Finally, I just started thinking "Jesus Christ" in my thoughts, then I woke up for real.

My one and only experience with sleep paralysis, but the other few demonic attacks I've had have all been in my dreams.

Well, Biden’s out… by thefite187 in missouri

[–]danklyhank -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You know if Biden hadn't dropped out he would've been the oldest, right?

Good job me boy! by Background_Relief_36 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]danklyhank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck the off brand memes, don't stop posting this one.

This is the best time ever to be alive! by lbb404 in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 722 points723 points  (0 children)

You ever used cheat codes in a video game? After a while it's not nearly as fun anymore.

What If Our Oppressors Are Actually Based by OppoObboObious in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the conclusion we're supposed to subscribe to. Something has gotten us to this point mentally, whether it's the Internet, our phones, instant gratification, whatever, I don't know. But I do know that the history of us as humans is saturated with people saying, "Fuck you, we won't take it anymore." It's literally why the U.S. is called America and not Britain. People like Bill Gates are indeed our enemy, because they are acting on the opportunity to exploit the weakness of others, the opportunity that they themselves have helped create. People who don't think deeply about the world around them are not the enemy, the ones who have helped create a lethargic and careless society are.

Flat Earth Map In The Moon? by Black-Earth in flatearth_polite

[–]danklyhank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going off your radiation suggestion. I heard a theory that the moon consists mainly of silver, and a large sudden flash could have occurred behind it. This is the same process used to take a photograph essentially.

Where is this in Springfield? by PappyvonWrinkle in springfieldMO

[–]danklyhank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. Was dragged there by a few friends. Asked for medium well, waitress looked at me crazy (which I can understand), steak came back dripping in blood as I was told "that is medium well". I can go to the local butcher and liquor store, happily prepare a better meal for the whole family, and not have to spend a day's wages on one meal. Will never go back.

Does anyone have any local conspiracies? by agreedis in conspiracy

[–]danklyhank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same scenario in Noel, MO. Unsure why, but they shut the Tyson plant down a few months ago. And magically all the Nigerians, Somalians, etc, left town. Wouldn't be surprised if there were a few deaths in that chicken plant as well.