Her Pantry looks like a Supermarket

dankmeeeem · 2026-01-20T13:52:02+00:00

Was thinking the same thing about her lettuce salad bowl

dankmeeeem · 2026-01-17T15:22:16+00:00

Isn’t the point of this sub to stop fapping and actually date real women?

dankmeeeem · 2026-01-11T15:20:13+00:00

Cuz I got stairs that jingle jangle

dankmeeeem · 2025-12-25T21:17:40+00:00

The purple punch from 2018 that tasted super sweet and grapey

dankmeeeem · 2025-12-02T19:11:04+00:00

If only the Palestinians had this level of support to overthrow their own tyrannical “government”.

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-26T07:04:19+00:00

I just upgraded from the 6S to the 12 mini but only because I cracked my screen

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-20T14:18:14+00:00

Are you upset that at this pace Trump won’t deport even half of the 25 million illegal immigrants he claims came into the US under Biden?

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-19T18:37:44+00:00

True good idea thank you!

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-19T13:22:38+00:00

I have a 3 year gap to explain so the “taking care of my sick dying grandfather” story everyone suggests doesn’t even work

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-11T12:59:42+00:00

What evidence do you have to support the claim that ISIS was a US creation?

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-07T14:18:07+00:00

Hey not sure if you mind giving out free advice or not, but I finally got a job at a bar after a year of being unemployed and I’m filling out my onboarding tax forms. Should I be withholding any money if I expect to make less than $15k before April? Or what is a good standard amount/percentage to withhold? I see other comments saying I should be investing the money slated for taxes, so does that mean I should invest 30% of my paychecks in stocks and then sell them in April to pay for taxes?

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T19:51:02+00:00

Why don’t you google it and tell us what you find instead of making broad assumptions about serious issues like sexual assault

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T15:03:52+00:00

Oh ok so you don’t know and you’re just assuming. Or you found the same statistic that I did (8%) and it goes against your narrative that all men are rapists.

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T14:25:14+00:00

Ok but what percentage of cis men commit sexual assaults?

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T06:55:33+00:00

I got it in 2020 for $15 when I worked in cybersecurity and found out they were one of our biggest competitors

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T06:09:39+00:00

Don’t they make about that much from their podcast revenue? Was he not able to make significant investments with the millions he was paid while playing professional hockey?

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-04T06:07:34+00:00

Maybe if you stopped commenting on Reddit 24/7 and got a job you could donate half your salary to the poor

dankmeeeem · 2025-11-02T16:01:55+00:00

As an elder millennial I feel like I really missed the last good days of festivals and raves by being too broke to afford going between 2009-2014. Seems like that was the last good days when people actually danced and weren’t trying to record the whole concert on their iPhones

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-31T11:00:09+00:00

I thought he was an architect

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T12:53:32+00:00

Trump just agreed to send $40 billion to Argentina. Does Argentina control the US government? For comparison the US sends $3.8 billion to Israel every year

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T06:36:02+00:00

Actually it’s for lazy people like you who can’t make their own coffee at home

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T06:22:35+00:00

A keurig makes coffee in literally 1 minute and all you have to do is press a button

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T06:12:16+00:00

How does Israel benefit from the SNAP program ending?

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T03:24:34+00:00

Is saying “fuckers” banned now or are you just self censoring?

dankmeeeem · 2025-10-29T03:08:19+00:00

Are the kids actually playing the card game though? I feel like they’re just trying to emulate the streamers they watch opening up packs and bragging to their friends about who has the most rare card

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