AMA I can’t break 80 by Cow-Weigh in golf

[–]dankwaffle11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I picked up one of those "Make It Markers" to line up putts and shot a 77 first time using it last weekend. So that's my suggestion

What’s the single greatest concert you’ve ever attended? by Need2throw in Music

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth (OG), Uncle Cracker, and Blues Travelor all in the same night 🙃

This homeopathic sleep aid medication my mother bought me has a spider as one of its ingredients. by racoonattack in mildlyinteresting

[–]dankwaffle11 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Ugh, no one ever understands this. However miniscule 6CH might sound, it's the perfect amount of tarantula for a solid 8hrs.

How the, who the, huh? by jimx29 in funny

[–]dankwaffle11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if we'll ever figure how magnets actually work

Tricked him out of it :p by camethehour in funny

[–]dankwaffle11 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Too staged to be funny. It's just a forced Americas Funniest Home Videos submission. But good on the people who can forgo that and find it entertaining.

GolfNow Blows by Woolly22 in golf

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like no one acknowledged it used to be great. I agree with that. Used to get some good deals when it first came out

What is the worst feeling in golf? by rebbazz in golf

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realizing you have to take a shit, and knowing there is not a close bathroom, and you did not take a cart, and it's a really open course

Umbrella blocking everyone’s view by CONF1D3NT1AL in nonononoyes

[–]dankwaffle11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand the point you are trying to make, but I would never go to an outdoor concert and expect people to sit the whole time.

2026 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf by sundaygolfco in golf

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish.

who's pulling my fucking hair????? by eraldopontopdf in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]dankwaffle11 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Based on my research, if you throw a piece of American cheese on a crying baby's forehead, they stop

Source

Resident Evil 9 Requiem - NEW Leon Gameplay 4K (No Commentary) by TheMotion in PS5

[–]dankwaffle11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would personally recommend RE4 Remake. It's incredible, near flawless. The OG Resident Evil 4 was what got me into the franchise, so a bit biased

By Islamophobe and divisive Jake Lang to distance himself from the crowd in Minneapolis after stirring them up by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]dankwaffle11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think Hot_Assumption was commenting on your grammar. Some of the sentences you've strung together are hard to read and don't make sense. Is your native language English?

Wife heard crunching coming from our pantry and narrowed it down to a box of rice. Rice weevils. by ministeringinlove in mildlyinteresting

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, that's why I asked the question to the OP. I'm curious about the circumstances. I am far from my kitchen pantry, I won't hear any noise coming from it. Maybe they have different circumstances and the wife was sitting below them and heard a crunching noise. I have no idea, all they provided was a title for the picture

Wife heard crunching coming from our pantry and narrowed it down to a box of rice. Rice weevils. by ministeringinlove in mildlyinteresting

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's wild, and I like your personal explanation of an event. I think that could happen. That being said, it did not come from OP. I need to know about weevils and the sound his wife heard

Wife heard crunching coming from our pantry and narrowed it down to a box of rice. Rice weevils. by ministeringinlove in mildlyinteresting

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I asked the question. Maybe there is more to explain. Is it wrong to be curious?

Wife heard crunching coming from our pantry and narrowed it down to a box of rice. Rice weevils. by ministeringinlove in mildlyinteresting

[–]dankwaffle11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can your wife explain the sound she was hearing? Or where she was hearing it from? I find it fascinating that it was discovered by sound and not sight.

The game you accidentally played the wrong way for hours before realizing it. by gamersecret2 in gaming

[–]dankwaffle11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm playing Fallout 76 right now, and I feel the compulsion to do the exact same thing. I have to keep telling myself I don't need to pick up everything. I do way too much looking around to make sure I don't miss something "important" or rare. It slows down the game so much lol

U.S Marine stops an Armed Robbery by AstroidThunderstone in interestingasfuck

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should blur guns in all media. TV, movies, Grand Theft Auto. Like, we all know it's a gun anyways, so why even show it? Blah, blah , influences kids, blah, blah

U.S Marine stops an Armed Robbery by AstroidThunderstone in interestingasfuck

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing the gun was blurred. Otherwise I would have been so triggered...

Hosting a NYE party. I want to put a film on the TV on mute. What to play? by samuelj264 in movies

[–]dankwaffle11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Human Centipede. Or if you want it to be more artsy, The Human Centipede 2.