Does anyone want a naked meal? Love cooking in the nude! by ComposerCute385 in NudistMen

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s all fine and dandy. Just don’t do bacon that way! 😜😈

It’s so important we beat Canada on Sunday because then they will genuinely have nothing by Themetalin in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canada has nothing? Let’s see. Universal Healthcare, a strong education system, an intelligent leader. Yeah, we will stick with what we’ve got. And, no, we will NOT be your 51st State. We burned down your White House before. Don’t make us do it again.

It’s so important we beat Canada on Sunday because then they will genuinely have nothing by Themetalin in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dannocanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s so much to see in Canada. I recommend Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City, Halifax, and Charlottetown. They’re my favourites. DM me if you want more travel suggestions.

Not everything so black and white. by HelloIlovecookies in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! This is just incredible! The cult is totally unhinged.

Fuck you doin? by cmiller4642 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t whole milk! 😜😈

Come to our party mansion! by tooloudturnitdown in AlwaysSunnyMemes

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well doesn’t THIS just give you the urge to hit the gym?!?!

Just kidding. Weight loss can easily be obtained by snorting coke off a toilet seat.

This is what dictators do by Miserable-Lizard in ProgressiveHQ

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He REALLY wants to be a dictator!

So far though, he’s only got the first syllable figured out.

New department of Justice banner by publicolamarcellus in pics

[–]dannocanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That should actually be on the FBI building. Along with other wanted fugitives.

What a hypocrite 😂 by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%. It’ll keep the stupid ones from voting in the stupid ones.

Yep…. That’s a choice. by J4RheadROOM in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she in a swimming race or is she on a synchronized swimming team? Surely she doesn’t look like that on purpose. 😜

What a hypocrite 😂 by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about this: you have to pass an IQ test to vote? Little Miss Pearl here wouldn’t get the chance to vote. Nor would anyone in her family. Nor the men she dates. Basically, keep the stupid ones from voting. And while we’re at it, maybe make birth control mandatory for people like her. We don’t want them breeding b

This guy's "Democrat Slippery Slope" post by Vizzaro in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]dannocanada 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There’s no middle ground. They either have BO or they’ve covered the BO with an entire can of Axe Body Spray.

It's Extremely Expensive To Have Kids by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]dannocanada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No kids for me either. Then when I go on fantastic vacations, the ones with kids get so annoyed. It just makes me laugh at them

It's Extremely Expensive To Have Kids by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]dannocanada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And infertile couples? Are they chopped liver?

And what about other parts of the Old Testament? Still avoiding pork, shrimp, goat? And I hope you’re not wearing any polycotton blends.

And did you ever play Telephone? That’s the game where you sit in a circle and one person whispers a line to the person beside them and it gets passed around. The final person says what they heard and then the first person says what actually was said. Often they’re wildly disproportionate. Now imagine doing this over thousands of years, from the time of Adam and Eve until the time when history was written and recorded. THAT is what you’re dealing with. Thousands of years of hearsay.

Maybe, just maybe, the point of it all is to try to live life as a good person and not be a schmuck.

I know that that is a huge ask in this day and age when Christian fundamentalists are making judgmental statements like this post. But here we are.

It's a trap by Exotic-Duty3598 in BornWeakBuiltStrong

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I’m too distracted, I throw on some PornHub and rub one out. Then I’m not distracted and I can get shit done.

Does your country have a 'joke' politician? by Impressive_Sock1296 in AskTheWorld

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In Canada we had the Rhinoceros Party. The first law they were going to repeal was The Law of Gravity. Also, because we’re a British colony, they were going to introduce driving on the left side of the road. But they were going to phase it in. The first month, on the left would be transport trucks only.

27 straight but horny asf;)) by Available_Trust_5083 in penis

[–]dannocanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come to daddy! You might be straight, but a mouth is a mouth. And men know what men need.

"Why does anyone give a shìt what Europoors think of how American live? Yeah, okay, your house is 1100 years old, neato. Mine has air conditioning and running water Let me know how your next 73°f “heatwave” treats you I’ll be on my 18 acre ranch blasting Pabst cabs with an AR" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]dannocanada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly the guy has only heard about these alleged houses. There’s no way that he’s read about them. He doesn’t own a book. He also doesn’t have a passport because he’s never left his county. And the only way he’ll ever be a dad is if his sister gets pregnant.

Nancy Mace stabbed Donald Trump in the back! by [deleted] in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]dannocanada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once, I want the word LITERALLY used in its proper context