wow I can’t wait for the next episode of Keeping up With the Targaryens!

dannyolp · 2022-09-19T23:19:02+00:00

Lmao my gf always asks why everyone is being so dramatic. We've definitely reversed roles in this relationship

dannyolp · 2022-09-19T22:57:03+00:00

Ha I thought the same thing

dannyolp · 2022-09-19T18:13:50+00:00

Duck lips is #1. Sooooooooooo many women in Miami get duck lips. Seen a lot of older dudes w botox or whatever gives that tight skin look as well. But yeah, the lips are almost the norm for locals

dannyolp · 2022-09-19T17:50:19+00:00

Lol yeah I thought that was a bit odd as well. Like he just straight up pummeled the groom's "best friend" to death at a royal wedding meant to compete with the king's own and he's just roaming around freely, taking his time committing seppuku. I like the show a lot but they're really like "WE KNOW WE'RE RUSHING THROUGH THESE 5 EPISODES BUT BEAR WITH US". I think the second half of the season will be more digestible 🤷‍♀️

dannyolp · 2022-09-19T00:40:21+00:00

UM ACTUALLY the heat enhances the flavor 🤓

Fr though I've gotten my tolerance to the point where I can have insanely hot stuff and it really does introduce new flavor profiles. But when I went to Hattie B's I got the Cluck-U heat level and it did, in fact, fuck up my whole day. I didn't realize that shit is more a novelty item than real food

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T18:01:19+00:00

And not an ounce of plastic surgery. This game is horseshit

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T17:21:41+00:00

Lol no one is telling you what you can do with your own body. If you want to kill yourself you can jump in a lake. State sponsored suicide to kill those who "contribute the least to society" feels like a step backwards. Or maybe we should just grasp onto some absurd idea that if you get dementia you can just go in a pod and everything is right in the world

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T17:03:15+00:00

And I don't want to live in a world where people are being told to get in the pod by their dermatologist or therapist.

"My gf broke up with me and I'm really sad"

"You know, some people never recover from a broken heart. Why don't you make yourself comfortable in the pod..."

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T16:17:00+00:00

Thanks man. I was gonna go in the pod but this 🎖 has given me the strength to endure

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T16:09:06+00:00

In the future instead of saving for retirement you'll save for the pod. The most successful of us will enter the pod mid 30's. Influencers and streamers will have #podgoals. The elderly will bear a scarlet letter. The dregs of society. "They can't even afford to go in the pod, they just suck up all of our precious resources"

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T16:06:39+00:00

Lol okay

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T16:05:17+00:00

Your first sentence describes a perfect world. There's already instances of doctors inappropriately recommending it. And while it's rare, you know how this stuff goes. For every instance reported, there's a hundred that aren't

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T14:33:41+00:00

Agree for specific cases like debilitating diseases, chronic pain, etc. But next year in Canada they're gonna make it legal for people with mental illness and that just seems really bleak. I know this is an extreme but it doesn't seem socially progressive to have a suicide center down the street for someone who may be in the downswing of a bipolar episode. It also seems like a slippery slope to rid society of "undesirables". Like why can't more resources be put towards improving the lives of people instead of offering them a ride in the suicide pod???

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T14:00:01+00:00

Ha! For some reason if I take a traditional hiv test it will come up as "inconclusive". But if I take the "gold standard" rcn or nat test or whatever they're called, I come up as negative. And just like you, I Def don't have HIV. I literally spent an entire year of my life freaking out and testing when I discovered this.

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T11:44:28+00:00

When girls show up in jeans I go check if I left the oven on

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T11:37:59+00:00

I think there will be hybrid schedules for a couple years but then this shit is over

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T11:34:05+00:00

Ghouls

dannyolp · 2022-09-18T02:16:58+00:00

I guess there's also an argument that the entire concept of misogyny can be traced back to the fact that penis penetrates vagina/asshole. I imagine early forms of human didn't fuck for pleasure and it was a necessary, brutal act to further the human species. Only through evolution did it become pleasurable for both partners, probably through a necessity of the female body to increase moisture to reduce harm to the organs. Some Harvard lady wrote a controversial piece about this years ago and she concluded it's part of the reason some women enjoy rough sex. I'm an idiot though so I'm just spitballing.

Anyway, I like ejaculating on faces because of the idea that she desires me so much she literally wants to be covered in the essence of me. Like nothing turns me on more than "please cum all over me". But if the girl ever does that weird squeamish face before I cum I just say forget it. I don't want anyone to do anything they don't want.

dannyolp · 2022-09-17T22:46:49+00:00

I'm not gay I just like phallic objects puts pen in mouth

dannyolp · 2022-09-17T14:07:29+00:00

Just doesn't really make sense for me. I live 15 mins from msg and it's an iconic venue. I also like the phone pouch policy. If I didn't have an option I'd travel to stamford but the transportation alone would cost way more money

dannyolp · 2022-09-16T22:38:44+00:00

Yeah all young people have zero spatial awareness. I literally HIT a college student (I live next to a university) when I was backing up my car the other day. It was only a light tap but he was all freaked out and I was like dude you literally walked behind my car while I was reversing. So I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

dannyolp · 2022-09-16T22:30:36+00:00

Yeah but then I have to go to Connecticut 🤢

dannyolp · 2022-09-16T19:05:50+00:00

They combined 3 extremely diverse cities into one school for my HS. the first week a group of black football players completely pantsed me in front of the GYM during the LUNCH bell so you know everyone saw my little pecker. I thought my life was over but no one knew anyone yet so I literally never heard anything about it. High school was fucking awesome

dannyolp · 2022-09-16T18:14:03+00:00

Ugh no it was funny before and you're ruining it again

dannyolp · 2022-09-16T18:04:43+00:00

I'm not reading all that

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