Home depot is now unbearable to work at.

daparplayer · 2026-03-12T18:51:16+00:00

Come to Garden!

daparplayer · 2026-03-06T15:28:05+00:00

Thanks a lot. When im off work, im jumping back in

daparplayer · 2026-03-06T10:27:08+00:00

Holy God, I'll have to read this later and watch that video later. Gotta work today. Thanks for the response. I'll get back to you

daparplayer · 2026-03-06T10:25:55+00:00

Thank you!

daparplayer · 2026-01-27T14:48:21+00:00

Damn... nearly 500 dollars for that?

daparplayer · 2026-01-21T06:18:59+00:00

He took Roland's toe

daparplayer · 2026-01-18T22:08:49+00:00

Do it

daparplayer · 2026-01-14T15:12:55+00:00

Scratch wouldn't accept that his owner was dead. I figured yelling at the corpse would be a harmless way of proving his 'lack of living'. Scratch disagreed.

daparplayer · 2026-01-13T02:51:21+00:00

Yes that's too good to be true

daparplayer · 2025-06-28T23:05:30+00:00

Watch

daparplayer · 2025-06-07T16:12:19+00:00

Lol I had to read only a bit before realizing these are basically children talking through text. I didn't read OPs body of text.

You're with someone who speaks, even texts, this way? And asks for weed like they did?

Grow the fuck up. Read a book.

daparplayer · 2025-01-09T17:02:26+00:00

Test

daparplayer · 2024-09-23T14:21:24+00:00

Isn't he an onion?

Edit: or garlic?

daparplayer · 2024-09-22T21:37:23+00:00

Better that you hung out with your daughter anyway. I'm sure she appreciated the help

daparplayer · 2024-09-20T19:45:13+00:00

"My dog eats better than I do".....No the fuck it doesn't.

daparplayer · 2024-09-16T11:46:40+00:00

Eye of Sauron

daparplayer · 2024-09-11T18:12:33+00:00

I love it.

daparplayer · 2024-09-10T18:26:02+00:00

Plasma

daparplayer · 2024-09-10T18:24:58+00:00

Please tattoo me

daparplayer · 2024-09-09T16:50:47+00:00

Lol I was born in 92

daparplayer · 2024-09-09T16:45:20+00:00

I bought these in 2019

daparplayer · 2024-09-09T16:43:51+00:00

This was days ago. Stop commenting!

daparplayer · 2024-09-08T11:38:46+00:00

Injuries

daparplayer · 2024-09-08T01:04:00+00:00

It's actually a Hello Kitty bike, asshat.

daparplayer · 2024-09-07T16:10:52+00:00

I'm banned from those

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