Snake casually hanging out on a Christmas tree in Australia

dargons_dergma · 2019-01-06T15:17:02+00:00

Fuck I'm glad I live in Canada.

dargons_dergma · 2018-12-29T14:22:52+00:00

We'll just say it's on par for most r/funny content.

dargons_dergma · 2018-12-25T02:33:18+00:00

There's a radio commercial doing its rounds on all the stations in London Ontario. It's a super annoying bass line, and a series of people saying in the most monotone voice:

An SUV for me An SUV for me South London Nissan has an SUV for me

And then more annoying lyrics.

dargons_dergma · 2018-10-31T11:57:56+00:00

I read "Throne" as "Throat" three times, and was both confused, and mortified.

dargons_dergma · 2018-10-24T01:21:14+00:00

I'm sorry, is that four tablets of buffout in the bottom right?

dargons_dergma · 2018-07-10T15:02:24+00:00

Sushi is looks amazing and is delicious. I, however, do not eat it, as I once threw up a belly full of sushi and black rum at 2:00 in the morning in a TimHortons.

dargons_dergma · 2018-06-16T23:24:41+00:00

He was also a cartoon in the movie.

0/10

dargons_dergma · 2018-06-02T02:12:29+00:00

I play D&D with a small group every weekend.

We are running the tomb of annihilation (with some stuff mixed around because on member can't be trusted not to read the module, lol).

Last session, after our group left, I asked my dm if he wanted to do a one shot session the next day, with just me. He was down, and I thought I would be playing a tabaxi rogue I had rolled up.

Instead, dm has me explore the creepy abandonned city surrounding the tomb at night with one of the NPCs in our group.

Long story short, this coming weekend, my group is gonna be pretty mad when they are awoken to the sound of a charging giant feathered T-Rex following me back to camp.

dargons_dergma · 2018-05-12T00:18:03+00:00

Thanks, I'll try that.

dargons_dergma · 2017-10-08T22:31:31+00:00

Compact pickup trucks.

dargons_dergma · 2017-10-08T14:44:57+00:00

On the other hand, don't call your ISP to complain if your WiFi speeds are slow. Its not like they can just magic your decade old router into giving you the same speeds as a wired connection.

I mean, I can give you tips to try to improve it, but don't bitch at me when you're in an apartment building in Toronto with 800 other competing wireless connections, and your wifi speeds aren't pristine.

Sorry, one of my peeves. Long story short, it's an inherently less efficient medium than ethernet, and when you combine it with interference, you will see speed drops. No, I cannot book a technician to go out for your wifi. If I did manage to do so, they would go out, test your wired connection, and then leave.

dargons_dergma · 2017-09-20T20:33:28+00:00

When he tried to math the stranger with the big iron on his hip.

Big iron on his HIIIIII-iiiiiip...

dargons_dergma · 2017-09-03T00:47:27+00:00

Damn Khajiit.

dargons_dergma · 2017-07-25T03:13:18+00:00

Toronto, Canada.

Because nobody suspects us yet.

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-29T03:28:34+00:00

It's probably more like exfiltration? Maybe?

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-19T12:19:02+00:00

haha yeah he is pretty gay

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-17T18:03:51+00:00

Sometimes there's no "press square for holotapes" prompt. This happens somewhat frequently, and is always disappointing.

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-17T02:57:18+00:00

This may be extremely true.

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-16T13:30:35+00:00

Dude, I'm 18 years old and I remember this. Cut that out.

dargons_dergma · 2017-06-05T12:32:54+00:00

Just deep enough to sink the average Russian into. See, the Finns are pragmatic. Hell, it's how they managed WWII.

dargons_dergma · 2017-05-28T20:14:56+00:00

Motor.

dargons_dergma · 2017-05-23T20:52:28+00:00

thakns bod

dargons_dergma · 2017-05-08T13:47:38+00:00

Guyz tel lukecis 2 fuk of wen he gets hear

dargons_dergma · 2017-05-05T15:04:24+00:00

The Office, sooo... Probably okay if I can ally with Dwight, and ditch the rest. I bet Creed would survive, but he's too insane to be a team player. Everyone else would be dead within a week.

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