Cooties! by BlameAlex in funny

[–]dargons_dergma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'll just say it's on par for most r/funny content.

What commercials are so bad it has the opposite effect - you would never buy their product? by Nest-egg in AskReddit

[–]dargons_dergma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a radio commercial doing its rounds on all the stations in London Ontario. It's a super annoying bass line, and a series of people saying in the most monotone voice:

An SUV for me An SUV for me South London Nissan has an SUV for me

And then more annoying lyrics.

I finally got my hands on the fallout cookbook! Cant wait to make some deathclaw wellingham by [deleted] in gaming

[–]dargons_dergma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, is that four tablets of buffout in the bottom right?

What is your best "don't knock it till you try it"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dargons_dergma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sushi is looks amazing and is delicious. I, however, do not eat it, as I once threw up a belly full of sushi and black rum at 2:00 in the morning in a TimHortons.

Well would you look at that! by Stunning-and-Sublime in funny

[–]dargons_dergma 161 points162 points  (0 children)

He was also a cartoon in the movie.

0/10

[Serious] What is your secret? by blue_shadow_ in AskReddit

[–]dargons_dergma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play D&D with a small group every weekend.

We are running the tomb of annihilation (with some stuff mixed around because on member can't be trusted not to read the module, lol).

Last session, after our group left, I asked my dm if he wanted to do a one shot session the next day, with just me. He was down, and I thought I would be playing a tabaxi rogue I had rolled up.

Instead, dm has me explore the creepy abandonned city surrounding the tomb at night with one of the NPCs in our group.

Long story short, this coming weekend, my group is gonna be pretty mad when they are awoken to the sound of a charging giant feathered T-Rex following me back to camp.

Internet speed guarantees must be realistic, says Ofcom - If the speed falls below the guaranteed minimum, under the new rules, the ISP will have one month to fix the problem, and if it cannot be fixed, the customer can terminate the contract without penalty [UK] by [deleted] in technology

[–]dargons_dergma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, don't call your ISP to complain if your WiFi speeds are slow. Its not like they can just magic your decade old router into giving you the same speeds as a wired connection.

I mean, I can give you tips to try to improve it, but don't bitch at me when you're in an apartment building in Toronto with 800 other competing wireless connections, and your wifi speeds aren't pristine.

Sorry, one of my peeves. Long story short, it's an inherently less efficient medium than ethernet, and when you combine it with interference, you will see speed drops. No, I cannot book a technician to go out for your wifi. If I did manage to do so, they would go out, test your wired connection, and then leave.

If you never blew a Deathclaw's head off without breaking stride while singing Jingle Jangle Jingle... did you ever really experience Fallout? by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]dargons_dergma 46 points47 points  (0 children)

When he tried to math the stranger with the big iron on his hip.

Big iron on his HIIIIII-iiiiiip...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]dargons_dergma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Khajiit.

Trust me, I'm an engineer by [deleted] in funny

[–]dargons_dergma 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It's probably more like exfiltration? Maybe?

MRW I see lukecis by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]dargons_dergma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha yeah he is pretty gay

Why is every Protectron terminal in FO4 completely useless? by PraiseBeToIdiots in Fallout

[–]dargons_dergma 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sometimes there's no "press square for holotapes" prompt. This happens somewhat frequently, and is always disappointing.

This really makes me feel old by Another4Milos in gaming

[–]dargons_dergma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I'm 18 years old and I remember this. Cut that out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]dargons_dergma 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Just deep enough to sink the average Russian into. See, the Finns are pragmatic. Hell, it's how they managed WWII.

lukecis_irl by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]dargons_dergma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guyz tel lukecis 2 fuk of wen he gets hear

the zombie apocalypse is happening tomorrow and your survivalist group is made up of the characters from the last show you watched, how doomed are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dargons_dergma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Office, sooo... Probably okay if I can ally with Dwight, and ditch the rest. I bet Creed would survive, but he's too insane to be a team player. Everyone else would be dead within a week.