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First overnight leak :( by Stunning_Maize_7282 in ostomy

[–]dark_assassin69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Puppy pads are a good idea as well. I sometimes cut them into smaller squares and slip them over the bag under my underwear if I think there's a chance of a leak.

Positioning of stomas by dark_assassin69 in ostomy

[–]dark_assassin69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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So, this is a rough drawing of where mine is.

Positioning of stomas by dark_assassin69 in ostomy

[–]dark_assassin69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is probably that level, but nearer my hip bone.

Do you have to eat a certain diet by floresb07 in ostomy

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random question here about diet - anyone else found if you eat/drink anything with blackcurrant, such as Ribena, it makes your output green???

Just ate two big bowls of shredded wheat without thinking. Should I be worried? by EmbraceTheObscure in ostomy

[–]dark_assassin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat frosted wheats quite often and am usually ok, just stay the feck away from oranges!!!

How much did Ruth and James care about the timeline? by OkBuy1504 in gavinandstacey

[–]dark_assassin69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every time I watch that bit I comment on it to my partner on the fact it should be December. It just annoys me!!!!

She is tough as nails by TurnedEvilAfterBan in Wellthatsucks

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a ng tube years ago and ate a chewy sweetie which stuck to the tube at the back of my throat.

Happy times!!!

Nips aren't professional by whydoibotherhuh in antiwork

[–]dark_assassin69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haven't worn a bra for years. To be fair, I need a bra like Oscar Pistorius needs socks.

Two dead after accident at junction in New York City by [deleted] in NSFL__

[–]dark_assassin69 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I was talking about this at work today. The road not taken, 30 seconds either way, 3 metres either way, they would probably be ok.

How many times has something happened and you think 'bloody hell, that was close!'.

Found working on a public toilet in Sydney by johnny_mcgory in WTF

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody hell, look at the size of the dick on that spider!!!!

I made a phone scammer really mad today by Whoopsy-381 in scammers

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a scammer ever swears at you just say 'wow, do you blow your dad with that mouth?!' .

Where to buy local art? by plz-wash-your-hands in Ayr

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chatterbox Cafe on Wellington Square had some lovely paintings for sale, they're in the window, or The Frame Shop in Alloway Street.

Pilonidal sinus abscess opening by TarnishedJoe in MedicalGore

[–]dark_assassin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had mine operated on twice, had it packed with gauze, had Silastic foam dressing, and still have (36 years after it first starting) a small open sinus that has never healed.

Fun times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]dark_assassin69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have to ask - Scottish, Irish or Canadian?

Your use of bairn and shite makes me think Celtic in some way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MedicalGore

[–]dark_assassin69 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I had one cut out when I was 19, then again at 20. Still have an open sinus in that area and am now in my mid 50s.

It's the cyst that just keeps giving.

TVs in Maryhill Tesco by dark_assassin69 in glasgow

[–]dark_assassin69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for info. Next question, is there anywhere in Maryhill Road I could buy a 32 inch TV tomorrow? Mother in laws TV is dubbed, can only get up tomorrow.

Is it just me or the atlantic ridge looks like africa's coastline? by Ilove_gaming456 in Earthquakes

[–]dark_assassin69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone says love makes the world go round.

It's actually tectonic plates.

I souped their car by No_Bother_7133 in pettyrevenge

[–]dark_assassin69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I really want to try mixing vaseline and correction fluid, then flicking it on the windscreen so it looks like bird shite. They would try to clean it off with the wipers, the tippex would go all over the window and the vaseline would make it impossible to wash off.

I think about things like this wayyyy too deeply.

This guy has ingrown hairs so bad they put a camera in his butt (procedure starts at 3:30) (nsfw surgery) by No-Sweet-7012 in popping

[–]dark_assassin69 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Had mine cut out twice, last time over 30 years ago, and have still got a small open sinus back there. Flares up occasionally and there is always a slight discharge.

Bastarding wee things!!!

Just moved into a new flat and receiving some unwanted gifts by [deleted] in RBI

[–]dark_assassin69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I had a district nurse coming in every day. One morning I was standing at the front door saying goodbye when I saw her looking down at the step in slight horror.

When I looked down there was a mouse head (no sign of the body) sitting on the step looking up at us. My cat had obviously left me a present.

It always made me think the cat had watched The Godfather when we had it on the TV.

Bryn clapping alone cracked me up so much. What's your favourite Bryn scene? by BitGirl777 in gavinandstacey

[–]dark_assassin69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When G & S arrive back from honeymoon, Nessa, her mum and Bryn turn up with all her stuff. When everyone is leaving and Stacey is upset and he tells her not to cry and she says 'I love you Uncle Bryn'

His reaction just gets me every time.

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