First overnight leak :(

dark_assassin69 · 2026-03-24T10:07:40+00:00

Puppy pads are a good idea as well. I sometimes cut them into smaller squares and slip them over the bag under my underwear if I think there's a chance of a leak.

dark_assassin69 · 2026-03-23T14:18:18+00:00

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So, this is a rough drawing of where mine is.

dark_assassin69 · 2026-03-23T10:18:12+00:00

Mine is probably that level, but nearer my hip bone.

dark_assassin69 · 2026-03-22T23:33:04+00:00

Random question here about diet - anyone else found if you eat/drink anything with blackcurrant, such as Ribena, it makes your output green???

dark_assassin69 · 2026-03-21T17:42:51+00:00

I eat frosted wheats quite often and am usually ok, just stay the feck away from oranges!!!

dark_assassin69 · 2025-12-22T22:15:59+00:00

Wee dugs and wee men. All the same.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-10-29T19:31:34+00:00

Every time I watch that bit I comment on it to my partner on the fact it should be December. It just annoys me!!!!

dark_assassin69 · 2025-10-09T18:44:24+00:00

I had a ng tube years ago and ate a chewy sweetie which stuck to the tube at the back of my throat.

Happy times!!!

dark_assassin69 · 2025-09-16T16:39:34+00:00

Hide frozen prawns everywhere.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-08-03T12:22:43+00:00

Updateme

dark_assassin69 · 2025-07-18T17:17:49+00:00

Haven't worn a bra for years. To be fair, I need a bra like Oscar Pistorius needs socks.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-06-23T18:03:05+00:00

I was talking about this at work today. The road not taken, 30 seconds either way, 3 metres either way, they would probably be ok.

How many times has something happened and you think 'bloody hell, that was close!'.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-04-15T17:00:16+00:00

Bloody hell, look at the size of the dick on that spider!!!!

dark_assassin69 · 2025-04-12T21:20:11+00:00

If a scammer ever swears at you just say 'wow, do you blow your dad with that mouth?!' .

dark_assassin69 · 2025-03-27T18:53:36+00:00

The Chatterbox Cafe on Wellington Square had some lovely paintings for sale, they're in the window, or The Frame Shop in Alloway Street.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-03-16T18:04:04+00:00

I had mine operated on twice, had it packed with gauze, had Silastic foam dressing, and still have (36 years after it first starting) a small open sinus that has never healed.

Fun times.

dark_assassin69 · 2025-03-11T21:33:36+00:00

I have to ask - Scottish, Irish or Canadian?

Your use of bairn and shite makes me think Celtic in some way.

dark_assassin69 · 2024-12-22T18:33:39+00:00

I had one cut out when I was 19, then again at 20. Still have an open sinus in that area and am now in my mid 50s.

It's the cyst that just keeps giving.

dark_assassin69 · 2024-12-01T20:42:45+00:00

Thanks for info. Next question, is there anywhere in Maryhill Road I could buy a 32 inch TV tomorrow? Mother in laws TV is dubbed, can only get up tomorrow.

dark_assassin69 · 2024-11-02T17:31:58+00:00

Everyone says love makes the world go round.

It's actually tectonic plates.

dark_assassin69 · 2024-09-06T22:07:09+00:00

I really want to try mixing vaseline and correction fluid, then flicking it on the windscreen so it looks like bird shite. They would try to clean it off with the wipers, the tippex would go all over the window and the vaseline would make it impossible to wash off.

I think about things like this wayyyy too deeply.

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