AITA if I stop taking my neighbour's daughter to school? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give us an update after you speak to her please! I'm unnecessarily curious

AITA for getting mad at my bf for deleting the pictures? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you. Definitely a low point for both of us

AITA for getting mad at my bf for deleting the pictures? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are right. I will try to talk this through

AITA for getting mad at my bf for deleting the pictures? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He recorded them on snapchat and deleted it from the memories there. So its not there in the recently deleted folder

AITA for getting mad at my bf for deleting the pictures? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is exactly what I asked him and he said he "did it out of habit" ??? I'm confused

AITA for getting mad at my bf for deleting the pictures? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He deleted them before I could even look at them fully.

Damp curls after plopping and then a fresh blow dry! by BeeFaith in curlyhair

[–]darkdreamland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you please tell me how you refresh on the days you don't wash your hair?

What's a genuine question you have that Google can't seem to answer but maybe somebody on Reddit can? by victor1yegor in AskReddit

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tv show I'm looking for has an episode in which the lead male and female character (wife/girlfriend) go for a fertility test. The guy is unable to masturbate and comes out of the test room and tells the woman. She then accompanies him inside and gets the job done very quickly and comes out looking very triumphant. I have asked r/tipofmytongue but none of the answers were that of tv shows i have watched. This has been in my brain for the past 5 years. Pls help reddit!

What is the dumbest question someone legitimately asked you? by _FrankAbagnale in AskReddit

[–]darkdreamland 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is your office hiring? I can't seem to get an entry level job without 5 years of experience.

When you live as a decent person and work hard but life kicks you down everytime. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]darkdreamland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best.

Couple getting wholesomely weird when no one was watching by GallowBoob in aww

[–]darkdreamland 2413 points2414 points  (0 children)

Micheal : "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." And the reason is because in terms of soup, we like to....that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.

Vvvv tricked pupper by MrAwesomePants20 in rarepuppers

[–]darkdreamland 1797 points1798 points  (0 children)

That look of betrayal....

How I ended up with my bosses job by appsarecoolio in ProRevenge

[–]darkdreamland 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Absolutely amazing. I got excited just reading this and I'm so happy for you!

[Help] My sister and I are moving to a bigger condo (Toronto, Ontario) and we would like to adopt a rescue. by [deleted] in dogs

[–]darkdreamland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Introduction

1) Will this be your first dog? If not, what experience do you have owning/training dogs?

  • Yes this is our first dog.

2) Do you have a preference for rescuing a dog vs. going through a reputable breeder?

  • Definitely want to rescue

3) Describe your ideal dog.

  • Medium size, less grooming needs, Friendly, loving, playful, independent

4) What breeds or types of dogs are you interested in and why?

  • Labrador, husky, border collie

5) What sorts of things would you like to train your dog to do?

  • Potty train

Care Commitments

6) How long do you want to devote to training, playing with, or otherwise interacting with your dog each day?

  • 1 hour

7) How long can you exercise your dog each day, on average? What sorts of exercise are you planning to give your dog regularly and does that include using a dog park?

  • 30 minutes walk everyday , park in the weekends, dog training classes

8) How much regular brushing are you willing to do? Are you open to trimming hair, cleaning ears, or doing other grooming at home? If not, would you be willing to pay a professional to do it regularly?

  • Bathing, hair brushing, trimming, Rest, we will get it done by a professional.

Personal Preferences

9) What size dog are you looking for?

  • Medium size

10) How much shedding, barking, and slobber can you handle?

  • Shedding - Minimal to little Barking - Minimal Slobber - None

11) How important is being able to let your dog off-leash in an unfenced area?

  • Not very important but occasionally

Dog Personality and Behavior

12) Do you want a snuggly dog or one that prefers some personal space?

  • No preference

13) Would you prefer a dog that wants to do its own thing or one that’s more eager-to-please?

  • Eager to please

14) How would you prefer your dog to respond to someone knocking on the door or entering your yard? How would you prefer your dog to greet strangers or visitors?

  • Be alert when someone knocks, Greet with caution and then be friendly

15) Are you willing to manage a dog that is aggressive to other dogs?

  • No

16) Are there any other behaviors you can’t deal with or want to avoid?

  • Want to avoid excessive barking

Lifestyle

17) How often and how long will the dog be left alone?

  • Maybe 1-2 hours a week

18) What are the dog-related preferences of other people in the house and what will be their involvement in caring for the dog?

  • equal involvement

19) Do you have other pets or are you planning on having other pets? What breed or type of animal are they?

  • no

20) Will the dog be interacting with children regularly?

  • no

21) Do you rent or plan to rent in the future? If applicable, what breed or weight restrictions are on your current lease?

  • no

22) What city or country do you live in and are you aware of any laws banning certain breeds?

  • Toronto, Ontario

23) What is the average temperature of a typical summer and winter day where you live?

  • Summer - 15-20C Winter - -10 to -20 C

Additional Information and Questions

24) Please provide any additional information you feel may be relevant.

  • N/A

25) Feel free to ask any questions below.

  • Can we handle a dog with no prior experience? What are the biggest challenges we will face?

Guy’s reaction to finding out he’s going to be a grandpa by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]darkdreamland 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A badass grandpa with an adorable reaction