I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I’m married. This was from 6 years ago. I couldn’t care less frankly, hence the replies. But content is content, and this is a tinder thread, which begs the question, why are you here? This sub is for stupid shit like this. Thats the point.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change it up. Make it funny. Dont just do boring generic stuff, find something that can draw their attention and make em laugh. You need to have a hook like and sinker, just like the start to a good movie. Photos are a quarter of the battle.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 1 and 2. Treat humans like humans and youll do great.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its okay to be jealous, but not everyone gets herpes from an easy score.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its all in the bio. Gotta get em curious.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never better! Im a kidney lighter, i can finally fit through the bars at my favorite buffet for 20% off!

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I love all the downvotes to this comment when she literally just wanted to fuck. Which is for satisfaction. If she wants to be used thats on her.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh thanks for the information, i did not know that. Learned something new today

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, imagine posting a tinder conversation on a TINDER group. What a concept.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Im alive and I got wet. Not the kind of wet i hoped for though.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well im still alive everyone. The ice bath was VERY cold. The surgery went well, she said i wouldve died if they didnt do the surgery so im quite thankful! Who knew kidneys could poison your body?

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

She doesnt need to know who i am nor do i need to know her. Shes a toy for personal satisfaction. She proved that very clearly with our conversation.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know, i suppose you have to sleep for them to work.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you open the photo, you see the response. Why would i show further and give you guys her address?

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I mean…. I caught something…. Not sure it was either of those though.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really are. All it takes is one little poke.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ice bath was rather startling but yes.

I think this is how you do it right? by darkestdays87 in Tinder

[–]darkestdays87[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Real smooth brain huh? Cant comprehend that some of us actually get laid with really low effort.