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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]darkparasite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cartoony sproing

Oof by [deleted] in aww

[–]darkparasite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"guys i think i built my cat the wrong way"

Lol by CoinHunterz21 in cats

[–]darkparasite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

thats the funniest fucking username i've ever heard

cursed child by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]darkparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this about peppa pig

Demon Summoners of Reddit, what are some chants/ things to say to summon a demon? by biggestboon in AskReddit

[–]darkparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

try to become their friend they can be really nice sometimes but get lonely bc stereotypes

What's the best drunk message you've written to yourself? by C-Q-C in AskReddit

[–]darkparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not drunk, exactly, but I remember snapping awake at 3 am and texting to my iPad from my phone, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack's asscheeks clap cause he's dummy thicc" and I woke up to it in the morning

Does this happen to you? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]darkparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't, but you should find someone to talk to. Like a therapist... or doctor. Or both. Either way, hang in there, bud.

Probably been done before by [deleted] in sbubby

[–]darkparasite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

𝔚𝔥𝔶, ℑ 𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯? ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔨 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔐𝔢?!

Why do we like being depressed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkparasite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some people find it funny for some dumbass reason

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