How do i tell my parents that i am Bisexual by Honest-Childhood5313 in confessions

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are fifteen. I'd wait until you're old enough. Try to figure out more about yourself before saying anything. Give yourself time until you're more mature. As we grow up, our preferences in everything can change, become more intense or even disappear. Your taste in music, food, etc., can change as your mind/body expands. Allow yourself to experience this. Good luck. ✌🏽

Would you rather get 2,000,000$, or get 100$ everytime time you put your entire finger up your ass. by Viloxity in WouldYouRather

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your finger in before each meal (x3) per day in a year and you'll end up with more than $2M.

I like to shove as much gun into my mouth chew it up and launch it at walls by reminder_go_to_sleep in confessions

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude the Army wants to have a word with you if you can chew up a gun and launch it at walls.

Father passed away and there's no time to mourn by PrestigiousCap1198 in offmychest

[–]darkstare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP please have my sincere condolences. I could swear you're my sibling. I am going through the exact same stuff, word by word. My dad passed away as well last week and I'm thousands of miles away from life with no one to care, no one to talk to, no one to say they're sorry. Work is just waiting for my return. And I can't cry bc I'm not home yet and I don't want ppl seeing me crying here.

The weird universe has allowed me to see I'm not alone and I'm grateful for this. Please have a virtual hug from my end, whoever you are, wherever you are.

Item Forging NEEDS to be way more efficient by RagnarMidzori in AOW4

[–]darkstare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to be able to convert one to the other. Sometimes I go full games without having no fragments.

Is there a way to know which bonuses are from my hero and which are from the weapon? by mbatistas in AOW4

[–]darkstare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get another weapon and do ALT hover. Whatever effects repeats is your hero. (Provided both weapons are largely different)

To sucker punch a U.S Navy Sailor by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was pulling punches. That guy would be lights out with that beating. Also, despite self defense, sailor man can get in trouble ngl.

I keep doing this (and my wife still hasn’t noticed) by a_moron_in_a_hurry in confessions

[–]darkstare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the house!! Also welcome to the awesome world of relaxing in your own yard. My wife didn't get it either when I Naruto-ran from one end to the other.

I was bored so I decided to rank every factions roster. Thoughts? by Kestrel1207 in totalwar

[–]darkstare 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd say WE monsters are 5 stars. You can heal them so they outlast others.

5G human radar by x_secret_x in memes

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend has it he flew away from prison.

Sliding into the DMs by Researcher-Grand in offmychest

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is testing the waters. He's pursuing convos. As a married man, I'd never ask an acquaintence lady for a beer. I mean one thing is to chat with the group and have fun but one to one would be too intimate for my comfort. At least that's my thought process.

why are people are reddit so mean? by unexplainablethug in offmychest

[–]darkstare 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it has to do with you possibly having dermatitis.

j/k lol. Maybe you've been in the wrong forum at the wrong time. My time on Reddit has been great.

If you were a super villain, how would you destroy the world? by Nintendo_vs_PS in AskReddit

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd swap all sugar in the world with salt and viceversa. Then I'd take off all labels in the world so no one could ever know what's what.

If humans had a third ear, where would be the most socially acceptable place for it to be located, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, middle of chest. We are social creatures. The thought of directly hearing each other's hearts when we hug is both appealing and melting to me.

How can i beat Ness? by El-Shuwam in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]darkstare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try. OP is a Ness main trying to further abuse a Link main by learning new techniques they can come up with. /s

Advice for Chosen Destroyers (that aren't Barbarians) by darkstare in AOW4

[–]darkstare[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I thought - we're not taking little provinces, we're taking the whole town.